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Offline BigAznDaddy

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« on: October 18, 2006, 10:40:45 pm »
So I am about to take the driving test Sat.
any tips???

im sooooo nervous

and if i know i failed should i do some doughnuts??
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 10:44:53 pm »
Probably not to the last question.

Just don't drive like an idiot. Pretty simple. If you drive like you're legally supposed to, you can't fail. Unless you don't turn with your hands the correct way, which is bullshit. The test should be on laws and how well you drive. If you spin your hands around the wheel or turn with your cock, it should not matter.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 10:57:53 pm »
I heard you can automatically pass the test if you can parallel park with your penis.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 12:39:32 am »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 18, 2006, 10:40:45 pm
So I am about to take the driving test Sat.
any tips???

im sooooo nervous

and if i know i failed should i do some doughnuts??
Just relax, and obey all laws :P. Oh, and make sure they don't tell you what to do! (automatic failure for intervention inclues that)
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 07:25:10 am »
Yeah..okay.  Not sure if it'll be the same for you, but, stop at the stop SIGN, not the big "stop here" line painted on the street...
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 09:31:43 am »
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 08:16:43 pm »
Quote from: leet_muffin on October 19, 2006, 09:31:43 am
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
HAHAHAHAHA
is it street legal?
send a pic cause i havent seen the finished product ^_^
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm »
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 09:03:08 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 19, 2006, 08:16:43 pm
Quote from: leet_muffin on October 19, 2006, 09:31:43 am
Wanna' borrow my car for the test? =)
HAHAHAHAHA
is it street legal?
send a pic cause i havent seen the finished product ^_^

It's not finished. By requirements, it is street legal. It hasn't been liscenced yet, however.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 09:32:20 pm »
Quote from: Killer360 on October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2006, 09:35:34 pm »
I was told that isn't part of the test.
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2006, 10:07:25 pm »
It should be.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2006, 10:33:19 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 19, 2006, 09:32:20 pm
Quote from: Killer360 on October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2006, 11:30:13 pm »
Quote from: leet_muffin on October 19, 2006, 10:33:19 pm
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 19, 2006, 09:32:20 pm
Quote from: Killer360 on October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.

No you don't..
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 07:03:17 am »
Quote from: leet_muffin on October 19, 2006, 10:33:19 pm
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 19, 2006, 09:32:20 pm
Quote from: Killer360 on October 19, 2006, 08:35:23 pm
1.) Don't act stupid.
2.) Remember how to parallel park.

:)

yeah #1 is ovious.
but for # 2 i think all i have to do is pull up next to a curb and put it in reverse

You have to drive 4-5 carlengths in reverse without removing your tire from the line you started on. All the while looking over your shoulder, and not through mirrors. Rediculas.
Did you have your test in Turkey or something?
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2006, 09:43:19 am »
Quote from: rabbit on October 20, 2006, 07:03:17 am
Did you have your test in Turkey or something?

California
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2006, 09:45:25 am »
Quote from: rabbit on October 20, 2006, 07:03:17 am
Did you have your test in Turkey or something?

Worse. California.

Quote from: Krazed on October 19, 2006, 11:30:13 pm
No you don't..

I'll remember that for when the guy tells me to do it. "Pull up parallel with the curb and, without looking at the mirrors, back up in the straightest line possible." "nah, I don't have to." "Why?" "Krazed said so. I've got a quote...."
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2006, 09:52:27 am »
My driving instructor told me I wouldn't be tested on it.

It's ok, he said I was a natural at it anyway. :P
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2006, 10:56:35 pm »
When I took my test a year and a half ago (in Oregon) I had to back up like leet_muffin said.  My old Drivers Ed teacher had said "They want you to use your mirriors." So I did. It was the only thing I got docked points on. I had recieved a 95% :D.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2006, 11:50:41 pm »
Quote from: Newby on October 19, 2006, 09:35:34 pm
I was told that isn't part of the test.
It always has been here in Canada.
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2006, 05:05:47 pm »
I PASSSSSSSSSSSSSED
WOOT
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2006, 12:42:31 am »
Quote from: Newby on October 20, 2006, 09:52:27 am
My driving instructor told me I wouldn't be tested on it.

It's ok, he said I was a natural at it anyway. :P
A natural at what exactly? Are you sure he wasn't hitting on you?
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2006, 12:57:21 am »
Haha. No. He was interested in the fact that I was good with computers. For two hours, he talked about nothing but his experience with computers. He didn't yell at my driving once. Well, not true, he told me directions. Then said at the end "I see nothing terribly wrong with your driving."
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2006, 12:59:33 am »
but his skin was at least 3 shades whiter right?
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2006, 02:25:33 am »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on October 21, 2006, 05:05:47 pm
I PASSSSSSSSSSSSSED
WOOT

now I know to stay off the road for a few months
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Re: drivers license test
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2006, 08:08:53 am »
Quote from: Towelie on October 22, 2006, 02:25:33 am

now I know to stay off the road for a few months

so you would rather drive buzzed
than have me on the road :( ?
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