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Offline iago

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Fired!
« on: October 19, 2006, 10:41:04 am »
I told a lot of you last night, most of the people I saw online, but for everybody else's benefit I'll post it here, too.  And a full version of it.

Yesterday, I got fired.  Sort of. 

What happened was, my company (Great White North) was a partnership, between Terry and Geoff. Terry was the software/programming guy, and Geoff was the service/hardware guy.  Apparently, they had constant disagreements about which direction the company was going in.

A month or two ago, Geoff left, and took an employee (hardware guy) with him, leaving Terry, another salesguy, and 4 or 5 programmers (depending on how you count them).  The split-up seemed mutual, and everything was working out.  Although they were split up, they were still legally partners, and both owned half the company. 

Last week, something happened.  I'm not entirely sure what, but it was between Terry and Geoff, and resulted in the bank accounts getting locked and basically forcing the company to shut down.  Terry says it was something Geoff did, and I'm sure Geoff would say it's something Terry did.  So whatever. 

As a result, Terry started a new company, with almost the same name (Great White North Software Solutions, as opposed to Great White North Computer Systems).  He fired us from the original company and re-hired us to his new company instantly.  And the new company is incorporated, and isn't a partnership.  Terry owns it 100%. 

The main benefit, other than being able to keep my job, is that my holidays are re-set as of today, so any time off I took before this week (St Paul, camping, etc.) are void, and I get to have my 3 weeks over again.  Other than that, everything should continue on as usual. 

I'll let you guys know (because I'm sure SOMEBODY here cares) if anything more develops. 

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 11:14:17 am »
He fired us from the original company
Sorry to hear it.  I'm sure you'll bounce back.

and re-hired us to his new company instantly.
Well I'll be damned.

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 12:31:54 pm »
Haha.  You had me scared for a second!

He fired us from the original company
Sorry to hear it.  I'm sure you'll bounce back.

and re-hired us to his new company instantly.
Well I'll be damned.

HAHA

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 01:06:34 pm »
He fired us from the original company
Sorry to hear it.  I'm sure you'll bounce back.

and re-hired us to his new company instantly.
Well I'll be damned.

I laughed until I bleed, damn you!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 04:03:30 pm »
I[size=0pt] [/size]ago told me he was caught masterbating under his desk so he was fired, but I knew he was lieing :P
« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 11:20:10 pm by Towelie »

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 06:32:59 pm »
Aren't you worried about job security? It sounds like you're working for a TINY company.
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Re: Fired!
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 07:14:43 pm »
We have 7 people, including the owner, so yes, job security is a risk. 

However, I don't mind.  If I lost my job tomorrow, I'd survive. I live at home and pay minimal bills.  I don't have a car or house or debts.  So worst case, I'd go find another job. 

On the other hand, if the company goes well, I'll be sitting at the top.  That's good too. 

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 11:33:17 pm »
iago told me he was caught masterbating under his desk so he was fired, but I knew he was lieing :P

Something like that.

(22:43:59) [x86] Joe: Hi.
(22:44:11) [x86] Joe: I got my driver's license today.
(22:44:14) [x86] Joe: Stay off the sidewalk. :)
(22:44:51) [x86] iago: Cool
(22:44:57) [x86] iago: I got fired today!
(22:45:07) [x86] Joe: Did you seriously? LOL.
(22:45:22) [x86] iago: For sleeping with the boss's wife
(22:45:26) [x86] iago: (ok, maybe that part's a lie)
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Fired!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 01:19:39 pm »
Ooh?  Ron told me he went crazy and shot up three of the people there and then tied his boss to a chair and made him watch as he inserted his penis into his bosses wifes' vaginal. 

I was so sure he did it to.  But I should have known that was way too kinky for Ron.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2006, 02:33:31 pm by AntiVirus »
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
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Re: Fired!
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 02:32:03 pm »
We got our severance package today: my boss bought us all lunch.  Mmm!

Ooh?  Ron told me he went crazy and shot up three of the people there and then tied his boss to a chair and made him watch as he inserted his penis into her vaginal. 

I was so sure he did it to.  But I should have known that was way too kinky for Ron.
Did I say all that? 

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 02:32:58 pm »
Uhh.. no.  I forgot what you said, but it wasn't nearly as exciting as that.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 08:13:58 pm »
Her vaginal?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2006, 10:15:23 pm »
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Fired!
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2006, 10:42:54 pm »
Her vaginal?
I was attempting a Family Guy refrence.  *sigh*

You guys suck, hardcore.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 11:11:18 pm »
Her vaginal?
I was attempting a Family Guy refrence.  *sigh*

You guys suck, hardcore.

What episode was that?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2006, 11:12:35 pm »
The movie. When he Stewie goes into the future with his future self and makes himself have sex with his work friend.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2006, 11:47:16 pm »
The movie. When he Stewie goes into the future with his future self and makes himself have sex with his work friend.
I don't remember the word "vaginal" coming up...
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2006, 02:24:23 am »
I do.  Or something close to it.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2006, 11:20:23 am »
In other news, my boss went to give us our new contract yesterday.  Turns out, we signed the wrong one when we started, and we've been working for his company all along.  So I never got fired :(

Now I need to demand 6 months of back pay....:)

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Re: Fired!
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2006, 01:37:55 pm »
ROFL!!!