We occupied your territory and burnt down your white house.. we so kicked your ass
I'm pretty sure we won the War of 1812. As I recall, the war was officially over, and so when a ship full of elite British marines hit the port at Baton Rouge and had no way of knowing that we'd reached a treaty, and so we kicked their asses even two weeks after the war (led by Andrew Jackson no less).
By the way, the house wasn't the White House *before* the War or 1812. It got that name because we whitewashed it *after* it was burned. So you didn't kick our ass - you contributed to our elitist culture!