This is me talking with my friend about some lame movies (this particular segment is about M. Night's
The Village):
(5:35:04 PM) Chris: the village. *feels self getting sucked in*
(5:35:06 PM) Chris: NOOOOOO
(5:35:12 PM) Jeff: oh shit
(5:35:14 PM) Jeff: I'm sorry
(5:39:22 PM) Chris: i'd be so bad at the guy who dresses up like a monster and scares the crap out of people in this movie
(5:39:33 PM) Chris: I'd start chasing them and be like
(5:39:43 PM) Chris: YOOOU NEVA GOOOONNNAA CEEETCH MEEEEEEE
(5:39:51 PM) Chris: SSSEEEEEE YAAALL NEXT YEEA
(5:40:02 PM) Chris: YOU WASTIN YO TIME
(5:40:39 PM) Jeff: I'd forget I was wearing the suit and walk into town all relaxed like everything is normal, go over to the well, lean up against and start smoking a cigarette and say, "Damn, pretty hot out today."
(5:41:11 PM) Jeff: Then I'd look down and see I was wearing it and my eyes would go O.O
(5:41:17 PM) Jeff: ".....oh shit."
(5:41:52 PM) Jeff: Stay right there, I'm sending someone over!
(5:42:43 PM) Chris: or just start freaking out
(5:42:49 PM) Chris: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(5:42:56 PM) Chris: I WILL EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT YOUR SOULS!!!!!!!
(5:43:04 PM) Chris: aaah, who am i kidding. fuck you all
(5:43:08 PM) Chris: im goin home
(5:43:27 PM) Chris: oh but im still going to eat your souls
(5:44:53 PM) Chris: then grab one of the kids and go back into the woods
(5:45:03 PM) Chris: its my................. human sacrifice, ok?
(5:45:25 PM) Chris: "you just want to have sex with her"
(5:45:29 PM) Chris: thats ignorant
(5:45:31 PM) Chris: thats just ignorant
(5:45:51 PM) Chris: you know what, fuck you kid. you're coming with me too
(5:46:11 PM) Jeff: Just look at them like they're assholes, and say, "Yeah...right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard."
(5:46:39 PM) Jeff: Little kid says, "Grizzly Adams did have a beard."
(5:47:11 PM) Jeff: But without even panning the camera back to you this shovel swings in from the side of the screen and smacks him in the face.
Maybe it takes the personal touch of knowing the guy I'm conversing with, but I was laughing until I was having trouble breathing when we were doing this!
