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Borat
« on: November 04, 2006, 12:26:06 am »
I was excited to see Borat.  I'm a big fan of his bit on The Ali G Show. 

However, I was sorely disappointed.  Big time. 

All the best jokes were on commercials, and the commercials were way over-played here, to the point where I could have easily talked along with the best scenes, so those were no fun.

There are a lot of pointlessly disgusting scenes, like a very long scene with two gross naked guys fighting each other. 

The plot was weak and didn't go anywhere fast. 

I think he should stick to 10-minute bites, and not to full-length movies.

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Re: Borat
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2006, 01:04:07 am »
Liar!

(5:34:53 PM) Mikey: and watch the cool video
(5:34:59 PM) iagox86: Oh, I don't read that boar
(5:34:59 PM) iagox86: d
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Re: Borat
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2006, 01:12:45 am »
Posting != reading a board
And reading a thread != reading a board -- I read threads that I posted

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Re: Borat
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2006, 01:20:14 am »
Posting != reading a board
And reading a thread != reading a board -- I read threads that I posted
Aha! But first of all, you would of had to have found out that no one else had posted a topic on this movie.  Therefore, you read this board.
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Re: Borat
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 11:33:11 am »
Or he is psychic? Duh?
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Re: Borat
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 01:53:50 am »
Or he is psychic? Duh?
Oh yeah! I forgot, all Canadians can do that. ::)
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Re: Borat
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2006, 09:53:10 pm »
That's an unusual take on a movie everyone else seems to really like iago.  Even a vast majority of critics on the internet are praising it -- and they are usually ruthlessly scathing of mostly anything!

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Re: Borat
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2006, 12:24:28 am »
I had very high expectations. 

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Re: Borat
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2006, 02:06:50 pm »
This movie was hilarious. (But I'm generally a fan of humor that makes fun of things people can't help, like race/sex/weight/etc.)

I didn't go two minutes without laughing the entire movie.


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Re: Borat
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2006, 02:57:35 pm »
Awesome.

I thought the nude scene could've been shorter & that the feminist scene could've been longer...some kitchen jokes were DEFINATELY neeeded

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Re: Borat
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2006, 03:55:22 pm »
Awesome.

I thought the nude scene could've been shorter & that the feminist scene could've been longer...some kitchen jokes were DEFINATELY neeeded

The fight scene was so funny. "EAT MY ASSHOLE!"

And yeah, I wanted more female/black jokes. Oh well.

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Re: Borat
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2006, 04:07:25 pm »
Awesome.

I thought the nude scene could've been shorter & that the feminist scene could've been longer...some kitchen jokes were DEFINATELY neeeded

The fight scene was so funny. "EAT MY ASSHOLE!"

And yeah, I wanted more female/black jokes. Oh well.

I wonder which parts were staged & real.

Some things you flat out knew one way or the other, but those grey areas...hmm

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Re: Borat
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 12:27:31 am »
I just watched it "legally" on my computer (DON'T ask me for a link.  ;) ), and I felt there was only a funny part every 6ish minutes and at 76 minutes... around 12.6 funny parts.  I really liked the Bear and the Ice Cream Truck
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Borat
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 11:48:23 pm »
I saw it for free... and in a theater :P . I found it worth the money by far. I found it funny, but still disappointing, but worth my time by far.

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Re: Borat
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2006, 03:16:09 am »
I saw it for free... and in a theater :P . I found it worth the money by far. I found it funny, but still disappointing, but worth my time by far.

It was worth the $ 0 you paid?
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