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Evil Characters
« on: November 18, 2006, 10:00:04 am »
I played a game of Shadowrun last night.  And I have to say, it was rather interesting. 

We actually did a couple small missions, which always seemed to end up with things exploding.  Generally, in Shadowrun, we play with good-ish characters who avoid killing and try to find creative ways to solve the problem.  This time, we're tired of preserving lives, and we're actually playing an evil-style party.  And I have to say, it's a lot of fun. 

One of the missions we had was to break up a party of tree-huggers who were protesting some de-forestation.  There were about 50 of them, and half of them were chained to trees.  So what do we do?
1. The stealth guy (me) goes around (invisibly), fixing the locks so that they can never be opened
2. The mechanic rigs up their cars with explosives
3. The stealth guy (me!) douses the ones locked to trees with gasoline
4. The two weapon guys open fire randomly into the crowd of them.  A couple take shots back, but very few of them escape
5. The stealth guy (me!!) throws a match into the gasoline

So long story short -- the ones chained to trees wildly tried to escape, as they burnt up.  They couldn't, of course.  The ones that weren't chained tried fighting back a bit, but couldn't even hurt the weakest guy (me).  Then the ones that could still walk either made a run for their cars (BOOM!!) or tried to run down the road towards town, where we ran them over on our way out. 

So yeah -- playing with malicious characters is sort of fun, once in awhile. :)

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2006, 01:56:43 am »
awesome. That is how those tree-huggers should be dealt with! Either that or tell them you will give them weed if they leave

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2006, 11:10:25 am »
Yeah, but we didn't want to risk that they might come back or something... :)

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2006, 01:11:22 pm »
That's when you do this




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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2006, 02:11:52 pm »
Yeah, but we didn't want to risk that they might come back or something... :)
Well, you tell them you will give them weed, watch them walk off, and then shoot them!

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2006, 03:34:10 pm »
Or we could douse them in gasoline and light them on fire, then let nature take its course.

Mmm, massacre..

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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2006, 05:44:37 pm »
Or we could douse them in gasoline and light them on fire, then let nature take its course.

Mmm, massacre..
Why not make napalm while you are at it? That would make it even more interesting.

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2006, 09:41:10 pm »
That's when you do this




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errr... something like that...

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2006, 10:34:18 pm »
Or we could douse them in gasoline and light them on fire, then let nature take its course.

Mmm, massacre..
Why not make napalm while you are at it? That would make it even more interesting.

'Cause gasoline burns better than napalm. =)
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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2006, 11:03:18 pm »
We tried to buy napalm and white phosphorus, but they wouldn't let us. :(

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 06:40:51 am »
Napalm is gasoline and liquid dish soap :P

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 09:49:19 am »
Actually, napalm is a sticky, gooey, non-gasoline substance that is added to gas to form sticky gooey flamable substance. =). It very well may be something similar enough to dish soap that it can be sustituted.
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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 10:52:22 am »
We discussed getting Sunlight and Gasoline.  But we had to cross a border, so we figured that just-gasoline would suffice.  And it did. 

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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 11:47:53 pm »
You should have stabbed them in the eye with soldering irons.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2006, 12:00:30 am by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Evil Characters
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2006, 02:19:42 am »
You should have stabbed them in the eye with soldering irons.

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