Wow, what has gotten into you lately? You seem to have absolutely no playful spirit in you...
Maybe you should, how do I put this nicely... get over his poke at you yourself.
It was early in the morning, my roommate won't stop sniffing his nose, I'm wildly irritable and I had a low tollerance for pendantic corrections. What do you mean "lately?" I'm pretty certain that was the only outburst I've had in quite some time. I've seen you angry a number of times and you don't see me telling you to calm down.
