New person in the house..

[Joe]

I have a friend. Her name is Sam. Yes, "her", implying she's a female. Anyhow, she's 16 and got kicked out of her house by her drunk mom and stepdad for being a negative influence on her little 8-year-old brother by not cleaning her room.

So, for the past week or so she's been staying in a trailer with a family of stoners, broke, going nowhere. Plus she's alergic to cats, and they have five (I have two, but that's not nearly as bad).

So, she IM's me last night. "Joe.. let me come live with you." After explaining it all to me, I figured it was pretty legit, talked it over with my parents, so now we're playing it on a day-to-day basis. She's sleeping her tonight, and probably tomorrow night (she's coming to drama practice / sign language lessons with me tomorrow). Tuesday will be harder because I have to work, and job shadowing is pretty much out of the question because it's a "distraction to my guard".

Anyhow, Sam's sleeping on the couch (boo) in the other room. I have to wake her up tomorrow to make sure she gets up on time for school, hehe. More to come, if there is anymore.

[Sidoh]

Is Joe going to get laid?   

[Joe]

Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

[trust]

Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

[Newby]

You said ""her,"" implying she has both male and female parts.

[CrAz3D]

From your original post you sound like you might be interested in (banging) her, are you?

Is she cute?

[Ergot]

Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

[trust]

Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

I would take $400 over a blowjob anyday.

[CrAz3D]

Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

I would take $400 over a blowjob anyday.

agreed, unless its from someone awesome & I can video tape it for everyone to see

[rabbit]

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

[trust]

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Apparently he's gotten laid. Though no details were provided, and afaik Joe isn't in a relationship. Drunken Sex? Friends with benefits? The world needs to know.

[Newby]

A flat out lie/exaggeration? Who knows!

[Joe]

Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

"I'm in shape! Round is a shape!"

From your original post you sound like you might be interested in (banging) her, are you?

Is she cute?

No. Moderately.

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Apparently he's gotten laid. Though no details were provided, and afaik Joe isn't in a relationship. Drunken Sex? Friends with benefits? The world needs to know.

Friends with benefits.

[trust]

Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

"I'm in shape! Round is a shape!"

She's fat?

Friends with benefits.

Nice. It's really the best kind of relationship.

[Chavo]

Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

I call bullshit.

[CrAz3D]

Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

I call bullshit.

I call boyscouts  (we used to play the card game bullshit in scouts & regularly called it boy scouts)

anyhow, b.s. alsio

[Ergot]

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

We're talking about Joe. Doesn't work like that.

[rabbit]

Take the $400, pay her $800 for a blowjob.

Anyway, Joe hasn't gotten any.  He just wants to look cool.

[CrAz3D]

So did ya hit it?

[Joe]

So did ya hit it?

No. And she's gone. My dad referred her to social services.

Anyway, Joe hasn't gotten any.  He just wants to look cool.

Say what you want, but I have. And as far as I know, you haven't, so where do you get off insulting me saying that I'm a virgin?..

[Sidoh]

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe]

omg krap ur rite..

[Explicit]

omg krap ur rite..

Joe, no offense or nothing, but you've got to be the worst Christian in x86. 

[Joe]

omg krap ur rite..

Joe, no offense or nothing, but you've got to be the worst Christian in x86. 

I know.

[rabbit]

Say what you want, but I have. And as far as I know, you haven't, so where do you get off insulting me saying that I'm a virgin?..

I don't care about whether or not you're a virgin.  What I do care about is you preaching all this Bible shit, quoting verses, and telling people they are bad humans, and then going and bragging about having premarital sex.

[Chavo]

Especially when he is lying about it

[Joe]

Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..

[Warrior]

That Jesus Christ quote in your sig doesn't help you much

[rabbit]

Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..

Every single verse of the Bible says, and I'm paraphrasing: "If you don't/do do X, you're a bad human being."

Also, you have 6672 Bible quotes (at this point in time), spread across every board.

[Joe]

Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..

Every single verse of the Bible says, and I'm paraphrasing: "If you don't/do do X, you're a bad human being."

Also, you have 6672 Bible quotes (at this point in time), spread across every board.

"Judas went and hung himself."

rabbit, go hang yourself or burn in hell. Of course.. that's only your thesis..

[rabbit]

hanged*

[Explicit]

Both work just fine.

[Joe]

Notice that rabbit ignores my point.

Reguardless, Sam is now with her grandparents in Madison, WI.

[rabbit]

I don't believe in hell, so it doesn't really matter.  You, on the other hand, do.

[Sidoh]

Notice that rabbit ignores my point.

Reguardless, Sam is now with her grandparents in Madison, WI.

Your point was telling him to go to hell?  That's like him telling you to go to spaghetti monster land.