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Quote from: Joe[x86] on November 27, 2006, 08:43:10 pmBye, Heaven. I've been laid before.I call bullshit.
Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.
Take the $400. Then pay her $20 for a blowjob. That's how it works.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends. There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
So did ya hit it?
Anyway, Joe hasn't gotten any. He just wants to look cool.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests
You might be right about that, Joe.
omg krap ur rite..
Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.
Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.
Quote from: Joe[x86] on November 29, 2006, 12:04:14 amomg krap ur rite..Joe, no offense or nothing, but you've got to be the worst Christian in x86.
Say what you want, but I have. And as far as I know, you haven't, so where do you get off insulting me saying that I'm a virgin?..
Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..
Quote from: Joe[x86] on November 29, 2006, 05:33:44 pmDid you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..Every single verse of the Bible says, and I'm paraphrasing: "If you don't/do do X, you're a bad human being."Also, you have 6672 Bible quotes (at this point in time), spread across every board.