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Offline CrAz3D

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2006, 01:03:48 am »
Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

I call bullshit.
I call boyscouts  (we used to play the card game bullshit in scouts & regularly called it boy scouts)

anyhow, b.s. alsio

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2006, 01:43:11 am »
Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.
We're talking about Joe. Doesn't work like that.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2006, 06:57:45 am »
Take the $400, pay her $800 for a blowjob.

Anyway, Joe hasn't gotten any.  He just wants to look cool.

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2006, 05:10:26 pm »
So did ya hit it?

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2006, 11:28:04 pm »
So did ya hit it?

No. And she's gone. My dad referred her to social services.

Anyway, Joe hasn't gotten any.  He just wants to look cool.

Say what you want, but I have. And as far as I know, you haven't, so where do you get off insulting me saying that I'm a virgin?..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2006, 11:39:35 pm »
SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2006, 12:04:14 am »
omg krap ur rite..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2006, 02:28:14 am »
omg krap ur rite..

Joe, no offense or nothing, but you've got to be the worst Christian in x86.  :P
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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2006, 04:06:12 am »
omg krap ur rite..

Joe, no offense or nothing, but you've got to be the worst Christian in x86.  :P

I know. :(
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2006, 06:48:16 am »
Say what you want, but I have. And as far as I know, you haven't, so where do you get off insulting me saying that I'm a virgin?..
I don't care about whether or not you're a virgin.  What I do care about is you preaching all this Bible shit, quoting verses, and telling people they are bad humans, and then going and bragging about having premarital sex.

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2006, 09:53:34 am »
Especially when he is lying about it

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2006, 05:33:44 pm »
Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2006, 05:44:23 pm »
That Jesus Christ quote in your sig doesn't help you much :P
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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2006, 05:45:48 pm »
Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..
Every single verse of the Bible says, and I'm paraphrasing: "If you don't/do do X, you're a bad human being."

Also, you have 6672 Bible quotes (at this point in time), spread across every board.

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Re: New person in the house..
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2006, 06:32:23 pm »
Did you realize I haven't quoted a single bible verse (that I can remember) outside of my forum and the religion forum since it's creation? And I've never told anyone they were a bad human..
Every single verse of the Bible says, and I'm paraphrasing: "If you don't/do do X, you're a bad human being."

Also, you have 6672 Bible quotes (at this point in time), spread across every board.

"Judas went and hung himself."

rabbit, go hang yourself or burn in hell. Of course.. that's only your thesis..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.