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Offline iago

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We need a prank!
« on: December 14, 2006, 10:52:45 am »
We just found out that it's our boss's birthday today.  So we need a prank!

While I was typing that, a decision was made: we're going to set up a workstation for him in the bathroom.  Including a desk, phone, coffee mug, pictures of his kids, a working computer (with network), etc.

I'll let y'all know how it goes, with pictures, after. :)

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 11:12:43 am »
ROFL. Good luck, have fun, don't die, don't get fired.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 11:15:26 am »
two words: nitric acid.  He'll probably cry like a baby, but I think deep down he'll appreciate the humor in it.

Man, I wish I had a boss who I could pull pranks on like that.  (not really, I don't even have a job!)

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 11:35:45 am »
ROFL. Good luck, have fun, don't die, don't get fired.
I can't get fired, I already put in my notice that I'm quitting.

But I'm sure I wouldn't anyway, he has a great sense of humour :)

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006, 01:11:17 pm »
ROFL. Good luck, have fun, don't die, don't get fired.
I can't get fired, I already put in my notice that I'm quitting.

But I'm sure I wouldn't anyway, he has a great sense of humour :)
That's good.  My old boss was a creep..
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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2006, 03:08:14 pm »
Unless you're relocating his current workstation, I don't see how it's really a prank..

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2006, 04:22:04 pm »
Unless you're relocating his current workstation, I don't see how it's really a prank..
relocate it to the bathroom!

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2006, 04:34:41 pm »
Unless you're relocating his current workstation, I don't see how it's really a prank..
We did. :P

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2006, 08:12:48 pm »
Unless you're relocating his current workstation, I don't see how it's really a prank..
We did. :P

Oh I thought you were setting up a new one not moving his.

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2006, 09:08:56 pm »
Unless you're relocating his current workstation, I don't see how it's really a prank..
We did. :P

Oh I thought you were setting up a new one not moving his.
That was the original plan.  But we ended up stealing his stuff.

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2006, 09:50:47 pm »
So... pictures?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2006, 10:53:36 pm »
I got 2, they're on OSPAP (www.javaop.com/~ron/ospap).  But I took a couple more, I'm just waiting for him to copy them to his computer.  Then I'll post 'em all at once. :)

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2006, 11:08:22 pm »
Rofl, that is a great prank.

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2006, 01:57:29 am »
Hehe. GJ @ the CAT5 wiring. I wish running CAT5 through a house was that simple. (usually one of my tasks when my dad builds one.) =(
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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2006, 02:21:00 am »
Hehe. GJ @ the CAT5 wiring. I wish running CAT5 through a house was that simple. (usually one of my tasks when my dad builds one.) =(

Get your dad out here. My network consists of a hole in the floor with a cable running through it into the utility room, and that cable running through a hole in my wall into a switch, then split to my box and my laptop.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2006, 07:13:51 am »
You should have made the toilet his chair.

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2006, 09:46:38 am »
You should have made the toilet his chair.
We would have, but it wouldn't have fit.  And I think having an actual chair in there looked funny, anyways.


Because there may be some delay getting the pictures (my co-worker with the camera is lazy :P), here's the ones I have now:



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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2006, 01:27:37 pm »
Hehe. GJ @ the CAT5 wiring. I wish running CAT5 through a house was that simple. (usually one of my tasks when my dad builds one.) =(

I wish my house was better CAT5 wired. I could probably not use wireless!
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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2006, 01:32:43 pm »
Hahahaah.  Did he get a good laugh?

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2006, 04:19:16 pm »
He loved it, he emailed it to everybody. :)

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Re: We need a prank!
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2006, 01:37:53 am »
He loved it, he emailed it to everybody. :)
Now, did he use it? :P
When I get a job, I want my boss to be able to handle humor like that :D