Author Topic: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble! (Read 7221 times)

Newby · « **on:** December 16, 2006, 12:27:44 am »

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/irresistible/10543907/detail.html

Who'da thunk it?

Towelie · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am »

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

Armin · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 am »

Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch.

Killer360 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:43:05 am »

That's pretty gross.

Towelie · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2006, 12:50:58 am »

Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 am

Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch.

physically harmful*

iago · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 am »

Towelie's right, that's crap:

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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

Towelie · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:45:34 am »

maybe if you have a huge ass cut in your mouth....

CrAz3D · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:30:02 am »

Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am

hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

punny!!!

Armin · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2006, 04:40:02 am »

Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 am

Towelie's right, that's crap:
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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

STD

Warrior · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2006, 08:20:06 am »

Exactly, what if the guy had an STD.

Killer360 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2006, 10:01:45 am »

Then everybody who ate the "salad dressing" would be screwed.

iago · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 am »

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally. But eh?

Sidoh · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2006, 11:06:44 am »

Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 am

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally. But eh?

Like towelie said, if you took some fluid in your mouth when it had a cut, it's more likely.

abc · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2006, 11:31:49 am »

Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 am

Quote from: Towelie on December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Warrior · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2006, 02:20:18 pm »

Quote from: iago on December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 am

There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally. But eh?

I was under the impression that any of them could. *shrug*

abc · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:52:25 pm »

It's called an STI, Not STD...

Joe · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2006, 04:24:29 am »

1. Both STI and STD are acceptable, much like OWI vs DWI.

2. I think that any STD can be gotten orally, but theres a low chance. You have to swallow the sperm that had it and then manage to get it into your blood stream without digesting it.

Sidoh · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2006, 06:52:52 pm »

Quote from: dlStevens on December 16, 2006, 03:52:25 pm

It's called an STI, Not STD...

It depends. AIDS definitely isn't a temporary "infection."

iago · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2006, 06:56:19 pm »

From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.

Sidoh · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2006, 06:59:51 pm »

Quote from: iago on December 17, 2006, 06:56:19 pm

From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.

Yeah, but as Towelie said, I think it'd be much more likely if there was a cut in the mouth.