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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2006, 12:30:36 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 12:35:13 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2006, 12:43:05 am »
That's pretty gross.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2006, 12:50:58 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2006, 01:18:36 am »
Towelie's right, that's crap:
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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2006, 01:45:34 am »
maybe if you have a huge ass cut in your mouth.... :P

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2006, 03:30:02 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2006, 04:40:02 am »
Towelie's right, that's crap:
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"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

True, it's gross -- but I don't think there's any way it could be physically harmful.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2006, 08:20:06 am »
Exactly, what if the guy had an STD.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2006, 10:01:45 am »
Then everybody who ate the "salad dressing" would be screwed.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 10:35:03 am »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2006, 11:06:44 am »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

Like towelie said, if you took some fluid in your mouth when it had a cut, it's more likely.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 11:31:49 am »
hmm. I doubt anything bad can come from that...
Loss of pride. I would cry if I found out I ate contaminated ranch. :(


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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 02:20:18 pm »
There aren't a lot of STDs that can be transferred orally.  But eh?

I was under the impression that any of them could. *shrug*
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2006, 03:52:25 pm »
It's called an STI, Not STD...

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2006, 04:24:29 am »
1. Both STI and STD are acceptable, much like OWI vs DWI.

2. I think that any STD can be gotten orally, but theres a low chance. You have to swallow the sperm that had it and then manage to get it into your blood stream without digesting it.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2006, 06:52:52 pm »
It's called an STI, Not STD...

It depends.  AIDS definitely isn't a temporary "infection."

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2006, 06:56:19 pm »
From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2006, 06:59:51 pm »
From what I understand, there are no reports of AIDS being spread orally, although it is theoretically possible.

You're right, though -- other infections can be spread orally.

Yeah, but as Towelie said, I think it'd be much more likely if there was a cut in the mouth.

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2006, 07:03:24 pm »
Regardless, I'd be pissed if I just ate someones semen.
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2006, 07:51:15 pm »
Come on..what's a little semen between friends?
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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2006, 11:20:35 am »
Regardless, I'd be pissed if I just ate someones semen.

Yeah, me too.  It's kind of like someone taking a piss on your couch or something.  It may be gross, but it isn't very valid to call it "insanitary."

Come on..what's a little semen between friends?

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Re: [NSFW] Masturbating into ranch... gets you in trouble!
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2006, 04:27:25 pm »
Come on..what's a little semen between friends?
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