Christmas Party #1!

[Joe]

So is Amy the one you had sex with?

Yes.

I think I missed the part where you arrived at the bowling alley..

It's at the end of the third paragraph. The trip wasn't eventful enough to merit describing, but I'll just say that Sam is a crazy driver. I live in a rural neighborhood (Lake Buckhorn, Reedsburg WI, go ahead and MapQuest it) and the speed limit is 25, but she didn't know, so she slams it up to 45 for around 100 yards and slams on the breaks at the stop sign.

[CrAz3D]

So is Amy the one you had sex with?

Yes.

Now that I'm done laughing hysterically...


A Christmas party on January 17th?  I think, by law, you're not allowed to do that after New Years.  You, my little northern friend, live in one fucked up place.

[Joe]

You, my little northern friend, live in one fucked up place.

I could have told you that..