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Offline Newby

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Global Orgasm Day!
« on: December 22, 2006, 03:56:37 am »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2006, 04:19:00 am »
yey!!
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 09:22:24 am »
Hooray!  :D

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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 09:26:37 am »
Fucking hippies.

literally.

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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 10:32:06 am »
Did you watch the video?  The guy is idiotic.

What difference will it make?
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Since every living cell in the universe vibrates at a certain energy and since that energy enables every cell to effect other cells everywhere to some extent and the global energy field, or the quantum field, the zero-point field--is another name for it--that runs through everything and is a part of everything and surrounds everything in the universe reacts to all energy that you put into it.  So we're hoping that with this multi-level energy input--physical, mental, spiritual--that this influx of consciousness will really make some kind of difference and maybe transform the negativity that's really rampant right now throughout the world.  I think everyone feels that.

Wife: I know it will.  I KNOW it will.

Hhahahahahaha.  As trust said: fucking hippies.

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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2006, 12:43:43 pm »
Lmao.  They are so crazy! :D:D
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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2006, 12:52:03 pm »
I don't care, I'm ready to believe. Someone touch me.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 02:21:58 pm »
lol
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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2006, 08:00:00 pm »
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
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Re: Global Orgasm Day!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2006, 01:49:33 am »
yeah cause im gonna think of a bunch of dirty hippies beatin off while i work it.  fucking hippies