Yours truely got fired. Some stupid shit about unprofessionally stacking tubes.
When I told my mom she's like "oh well, you lasted longer than I expected, and the only reason they even could fire you is they have the Brazilians."
For now, I'm on vacation. But hey, I live by WI Dells, waterpark capital of the world, and I'm a certified deepwater lifeguard. I'm set right now.