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Offline deadly7

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D&D come Thursday
« on: February 04, 2007, 11:38:20 pm »
Yeah, Thursday a group of my friends and I are getting together to play D&D.  I was at a friend's house today and we started our characters.  I'm an Elven Cleric who goes by the name of Zah'Rul (those of you that know me will also know that that was my BG2 character's name).  17/16/15/14/14/7 were my rolls (4d6, pick highest 3).  Should be interesting.  The guy that's DMing is awesome.  If he realizes that we're way too buff, he's going to just send in packs of trolls and throw away his gameplan.  Heh. (he's also a friend of mine and not some creepy twenty five year old guy)
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on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 12:22:48 am »
The guy that's DMing is awesome.  If he realizes that we're way too buff, he's going to just send in packs of trolls and throw away his gameplan.

Those sentences juxtapose eachother. An awesome DM would not do that. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 01:51:35 am »
The guy that's DMing is awesome.  If he realizes that we're way too buff, he's going to just send in packs of trolls and throw away his gameplan.

Those sentences juxtapose eachother. An awesome DM would not do that. :P
Obviously your opinion juxtaposes deadly's

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 10:21:34 am »
Obviously your opinion juxtaposes deadly's

I juxtaposed your mom's legs apart so I could juxtapose in her vagina. You head fuck.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 10:31:29 am »
Obviously your opinion juxtaposes deadly's

I juxtaposed your mom's legs apart so I could juxtapose in her vagina. You head fuck.
That made my day....

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 09:14:43 pm »
Ah... D&D, those were the days. I stopped playing a couple of years ago but its a good game. I was usually DM or a Elf Sorceror.

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 11:49:11 pm »
Those sentences juxtapose eachother. An awesome DM would not do that. :P
What the hell's the point of playing D&D if you're too buff and you fly through everything?
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 09:45:02 am »
Those sentences juxtapose eachother. An awesome DM would not do that. :P
What the hell's the point of playing D&D if you're too buff and you fly through everything?

You scale the opposition up accordingly.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 11:59:54 pm »
You scale the opposition up accordingly.
It's more fun fighting hordes of monsters. :P
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 09:44:35 am »
You scale the opposition up accordingly.
It's more fun fighting hordes of monsters. :P

You'll find out quite the opposite. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2007, 04:59:19 pm »
oh, newby, just so you know... I was exaggerating when I said he would discard his entire gameplan.  He would probably just have another monster or two enter the fight and scale up the rest of the opponents, like you said.  He was probably joking around Sunday when he said "ok, if you guys end up being really strong (because we had killer rolls), then I'm just going to throw in more monsters."
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 12:33:49 am »
So, first day.  It was rather interesting.  After the remaining two people made their characters (and I picked my Spells and my Feat.. Power Attack ftw!) we all played for a good forty-five minutes to an hour.  It was fun.  The DM, for it being his first game, made it fun.  He actually knocked out two people, despite the fact that he rolled less than 5 on his hit rolls probably three-quarters of the time. :\
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 07:12:09 pm »
You chose power attack for a cleric? I'd like to see those stats... dont you have a tank?

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 09:00:51 pm »
You chose power attack for a cleric? I'd like to see those stats... dont you have a tank?

Me too. What the hell, deadly?
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: D&D come Thursday
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 11:24:58 pm »
You chose power attack for a cleric? I'd like to see those stats... dont you have a tank?
Yes, we have a tank.  The only spell (seeing as to how I'm level two) that I can use and actually do something with is Cure Light Wounds.  I didn't find any other feat that I really wanted that was useful or that I met a prereq for.

I don't have my sheet with me but I think I am:
Wisdom: 17
Constitution: 16
Charisma: 16
Dexterity: 9 (lol at my -1 reflex save.. so awesome)
Strength: 14
Intelligence: 14

Those are close to what I have, I think.  I asked the veteran player there what feat to get and he told me, "You know, you're probably just more useful attacking with a weapon than you are with using spells for a while, because your spells suck."  However, I don't know why he recommended I get Power Attack.  My BAB is +1.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine