I just got to a castle which contains one of the sacred artifacts, The Crescent Wrench of Armageddon. There's a big wooden rabbit outside, and the guy in the castle called, "Zees castle ees ze resting place of ze Crescent Wrench of Armageddon. Vous must go away toot suite or we shall empty our noses in ze air towards you"
<edit> He says several quotes, actually, including "I bare my bottom in your general direction!"
<edit2> It turns out, to get into the castle, you walk around the back, and the back wall is totally missing. I guess they hadn't finished building it!