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Offline iago

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2007, 06:46:24 pm »
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?

Then they wouldn't weigh as much as a duck, so they obviously wouldn't float. Duh.

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2007, 01:13:53 am »
Lmfao.  I love your stories.  I get a good laugh each time I read one.
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2007, 01:52:54 am »
It's always fun to get a little bit of fear like that :)

A little!?  Jesus man I would have been scared of that even without the vampire talk!

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2007, 05:50:36 am »
What if they're just humans... :/?

Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.

qq backfloat.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2007, 10:41:30 pm »
What if they're just humans... :/?

Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.
Yea... I'm just going to go deflate my lungs so I can sink to the bottom... I'm a fucking genius.
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2007, 06:06:51 pm »
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?

Then they wouldn't weigh as much as a duck, so they obviously wouldn't float. Duh.
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