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Offline Ender

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Which would you choose?
« on: February 19, 2007, 08:21:53 pm »
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 08:31:02 pm »
Normal mermaid.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 09:17:57 pm »
Normal mermaid. What can you do with the other one if it had a huge fish head attached to it? :P
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2007, 09:27:04 pm »
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2007, 09:37:31 pm »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 19, 2007, 09:27:04 pm
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
exactly! lol
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2007, 09:42:00 pm »
Reverse mermaid. You can fuck it, then eat it. A bonus is you can tell when it's done cooking from when it's eyes pop out.
Oh, and they can nag all they want but you won't hear them. Fish don't have a lerinx.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2007, 10:09:48 pm »
Larynx.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 10:11:08 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on February 19, 2007, 10:09:48 pm
Larynx.
As long as the point got accross, right?
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2007, 10:29:35 pm »
"Cake, or death?"
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2007, 12:07:55 am »
Yeh. Normal mermaid. You could knife yourself a vagina. IN HER STOMACH.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2007, 12:08:52 am »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 19, 2007, 09:27:04 pm
normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.
I'm sure with enough beer you could rape the second one.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2007, 07:45:42 am »
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 am »
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2007, 09:35:26 am »
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 07:45:42 am
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her. :)
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Re: Which would you choose?
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2007, 09:40:41 am »
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 am
Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 
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