Which would you choose?

[Ender]

http://rave.ca/?s=member_gallery_image&u=DJneoform&i=125083

[rabbit]

Normal mermaid.

[Towelie]

Normal mermaid. What can you do with the other one if it had a huge fish head attached to it?

[trust]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

[Towelie]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

exactly! lol

[Super_X]

Reverse mermaid. You can fuck it, then eat it. A bonus is you can tell when it's done cooking from when it's eyes pop out.
Oh, and they can nag all they want but you won't hear them. Fish don't have a lerinx.

[rabbit]

Larynx.

[Super_X]

Larynx.

As long as the point got accross, right?

[CrAz3D]

"Cake, or death?"

[Newby]

Yeh. Normal mermaid. You could knife yourself a vagina. IN HER STOMACH.

[deadly7]

normal, because even if I had the 2nd one I'd never be able to get it up with that face.

I'm sure with enough beer you could rape the second one.

[trust]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her.

[Armin]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

[CrAz3D]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her.

*highfive*!

[Newby]

Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

F U.

[disco]

Normal.  So I could tell her to swim me off the island.

"Cake, or death?"

Hehehe.

[Warrior]

Reverse.

[trust]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

[rabbit]

No, women were put here because Adam was cheap.

[CrAz3D]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool

[Super_X]

and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her.

Ever heard of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation?

[trust]

Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half. Also, you could talk to the regular mermaid which would keep you from going insane.

[iago]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.

I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.

[Towelie]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth.

I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.

[trust]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

[CrAz3D]

See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

dude, they're fish people...its a little creepy.

I wouldnt want sex with either, either....(ha)

[Sidoh]

Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.

No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.

almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool

... ?

go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

[Newby]

Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half.

Made me chuckle IRL. +1.

[trust]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

[iago]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

[Ender]

Well it's implied that the lower half would be beautiful. And you could always febreze / microwave the upper half.

[CrAz3D]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

same, my penis isnt that desperate...maybe your's is trust
 
heh

[Ender]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Suppose the human half is warm.

[trust]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.

And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.

[iago]

Suppose the human half is warm.

Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.

And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney

[trust]

I'd bang a mermaid.

[CrAz3D]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.

And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.

of course, but right now Im not lookin to hit it...

head on an island, most def...thats all i really need

[trust]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

[CrAz3D]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

.......................?

[trust]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

.......................?

Palm and 5 fingers.

[Towelie]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!

[CrAz3D]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!

if you have the top half=human, then you can get BJs & handies...

...all works out

[Newby]

I'd bang a mermaid.

For real.

[rabbit]

Suppose the human half is warm.

Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.

And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney

We're talking mythical creature here.  Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.

[iago]

I'd bang a mermaid.

For real.

See: my posts about why it'd be gross.

We're talking mythical creature here.  Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.

We're talking about the existence of one of these in real life. In real life, they would look more like this:

Not too sexy....

Here's the full article on that type of mermaid (which, by the way, was a hoax): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_mermaid

[rabbit]

That was a baby sewn to a fish or something.  We're talking about the mythical depiction (as shown in the images originally dealing with this topic).

[trust]

We're talking about the existence of one of these in real life. In real life, they would look more like this:

No we aren't, we are talking about this:



The cutie on the left looks nothing like that.

[iago]

True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.

Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.

[Towelie]

True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.

Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.

The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!

[iago]

True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.

Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.

The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!

And I already answered that -- the human top so I could have somebody to talk to. A companion rather than a lover. For the reasons you've seen.

[Super_X]

True, but that's a drawing, not a photograph.

Either way, that was more or less an aside -- I still stand by the fact that she's going to be cold and slimy and gross to touch.

The question is which one would you chose, not that you wouldn't like either of them!

And I already answered that -- the human top so I could have somebody to talk to. A companion rather than a lover. For the reasons you've seen.

I always had the thought that Mermaids spoke their own language, like whales or something.

[d&q]

With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... 

[Ergot]

With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... 

LOL~!

[deadly7]

With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... 

What if it was a Mexican mermaid?  You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.

[Ergot]

With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... 

What if it was a Mexican mermaid?  You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.

...

[CrAz3D]

With their mouth full of dick, it wouldn't matter what language they spoke... 

What if it was a Mexican mermaid?  You wouldn't want that shit touchin' you.

wtf!?

those latinas got ASS!....wait, if I pick the one with only the top, hmm...no ass.

big lips though, yummy

[deadly7]

wtf!?

those latinas got ASS!....wait, if I pick the one with only the top, hmm...no ass.

big lips though, yummy

And a mouthful of squirrel.