Facebook killed the radio star. And by radio star, I mean the premise of distributed forums around the internet. And that got got by Instagram/SnapChat. And that got got by TikTok. Where the fuck is the internet we once knew?
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"Cake, or death?"
Or, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.
Quote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 amOr, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.
and then have weird fish babies and stuff plus the fish head would need to be underwater so that would be kind of awkward. I'd take a cute face anyday because she still has a mouth. Plus that means I get all the pleasure and don't have to worry about doing anything for her.
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. Why is sex so necessary? At the very least, it's a sin against nature. At the very worst, you're going to end up with 1/4 fish babies running around, possibly haunting Innsmouth. I'd go with the female top-half so I could have somebody to talk to. And, if it came to that, a blowjob wouldn't hurt.
See, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them.
Quote from: iago on February 21, 2007, 08:51:08 amSee, the thing is, I wouldn't want to have sex with either of them. go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 20, 2007, 06:53:13 pmQuote from: Metal Militia on February 20, 2007, 08:38:48 amOr, she just won't be interested because she won't get anything out of it. Which, ironically, will be the story of Newby's married life.No women were put here to please us, that's why they are the ones that give birth, or become prostitutes.almost as funny as sidoh'scomment in jo'es thread about his computer? or the new re: highschool
go to the doctor and make sure you actually have a penis.
Yes I have but I wouldnt want some fish head flopping around while I'm having sex with it's lower half.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 amI'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.That analogy doesn't even make sense. Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.
I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...
Quote from: Sidoh on February 21, 2007, 01:46:02 pmI think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.