Which would you choose?

[Ender]

Well it's implied that the lower half would be beautiful. And you could always febreze / microwave the upper half.

[CrAz3D]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

same, my penis isnt that desperate...maybe your's is trust
 
heh

[Ender]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Suppose the human half is warm.

[trust]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.

And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.

[iago]

Suppose the human half is warm.

Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.

And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney

[trust]

I'd bang a mermaid.

[CrAz3D]

I think he's more of a man for having the ability to put reason before instinct...

Lies. Men think with their penises, that's just how it is.

Well then, my penis tells me that somebody being half scaly, slimy, and cold would not be attractive. In fact, considering that mermaids live in cold water, I imagine that the human half is also ice cold. Having sex with a mer-person could be likened to having sex with a dead body.

Mermaids are almost always hot on TV.

And CrAz3D, if it looked like that...and you were on a deserted island...I think you'd be ok with it. That face is cute.

of course, but right now Im not lookin to hit it...

head on an island, most def...thats all i really need

[trust]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

[CrAz3D]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

.......................?

[trust]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

.......................?

Palm and 5 fingers.

[Towelie]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!

[CrAz3D]

It beats Pamela and her 5 friends.

Honestly though, that can substitute for the lower half, but what can substitute for the upper half?!

if you have the top half=human, then you can get BJs & handies...

...all works out

[Newby]

I'd bang a mermaid.

For real.

[rabbit]

Suppose the human half is warm.

Considering it lives underwater, I don't see how that'd be possible.

And even if it was, it'd likely slimy and sea-weedy and pruney

We're talking mythical creature here.  Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.

[iago]

I'd bang a mermaid.

For real.

See: my posts about why it'd be gross.

We're talking mythical creature here.  Everyone knows that hot looking mythical creatures are always perfect.

We're talking about the existence of one of these in real life. In real life, they would look more like this:

Not too sexy....

Here's the full article on that type of mermaid (which, by the way, was a hoax): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_mermaid