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« on: February 20, 2007, 08:52:26 pm »
Anyone here listen to them? They're a Norwegian gothic metal band.

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 11:24:35 pm »
Anyone here listen to them? They're a Norwegian gothic metal band.

No.

Go listent to Bury your dead and Horse the band. GRIND CORE FOR THE WIN.

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 05:44:03 pm »
Go listent to Bury your dead and Horse the band. GRIND CORE FOR THE WIN.
I'll ignore the fact that neither of those bands is remotely grindcore, but I strongly feel the need to comment on this. I'll start with a story:

Once upon I time I went to see a Dragonforce concert. The first opening band sucked so I mulled around the venue a bit. Then I went back to see this band called "horse the band" play, as I had never heard of them. The guys got up on stage and didn't look like an emocore band so I stuck around as they proceeded to play. I soon gouged my ears out. The end.

Horse the band is the single worst band that I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through live, and living in massachusetts, I have sat through hundreds of shitty *-core bands. The musicianship sucks, the songwriting sucks, their stage presence is terrible, and the vocalist rambles on about nothing like a douchebag. If anyone was actually going to take his advice and even think of looking for their music to download I strongly advise agaist it. Your ears will thank me! :)


On topic:
I downloaded a tristania CD once a long time ago, it was ok for what it is, but not really kind of music. The chick is pretty hot though.
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Re: Tristania
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 11:51:15 am »
Go listent to Bury your dead and Horse the band. GRIND CORE FOR THE WIN.
I'll ignore the fact that neither of those bands is remotely grindcore, but I strongly feel the need to comment on this. I'll start with a story:

Once upon I time I went to see a Dragonforce concert. The first opening band sucked so I mulled around the venue a bit. Then I went back to see this band called "horse the band" play, as I had never heard of them. The guys got up on stage and didn't look like an emocore band so I stuck around as they proceeded to play. I soon gouged my ears out. The end.

Horse the band is the single worst band that I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through live, and living in massachusetts, I have sat through hundreds of shitty *-core bands. The musicianship sucks, the songwriting sucks, their stage presence is terrible, and the vocalist rambles on about nothing like a douchebag. If anyone was actually going to take his advice and even think of looking for their music to download I strongly advise agaist it. Your ears will thank me! :)


On topic:
I downloaded a tristania CD once a long time ago, it was ok for what it is, but not really kind of music. The chick is pretty hot though.

Horse the band has to be the best band I have ever had the honor to listen to. They sing about all my Favorite things. Like masterbation and Megaman. I have never seen them live so I cant talk about stage presence. As for bury your dead go listent to them agian.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
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zxdropoff: stfu
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Re: Tristania
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 10:04:16 pm »
Horse the band has to be the best band I have ever had the honor to listen to. They sing about all my Favorite things. Like masterbation and Megaman.

Dude...

Anyways, I'd recommend listening to more of their songs and for a little while longer. Widow's Weeds is my favorite album.
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Re: Tristania
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 07:23:18 am »
HMMMMMM

So, anyone like Tristania?

Metal Militia I think you'd like them.

Check out this song guys: http://youtube.com/watch?v=T0AmYCufgh8

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 01:51:16 pm »
Horse the Band.  It's what you get when you put a Super Nintendo song composer in a room full of crappy musicians.

Example:

http://mp3.soundcult.com/Horse_The_Band-Cutsman.mp3
http://67.19.215.37/albino_audio/Bunnies.mp3
http://primaldox.free.fr/Mp3/013-horse_the_band-the_black_hole.mp3
« Last Edit: February 24, 2008, 01:52:58 pm by Blaze »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 05:13:27 pm »
Listen to real metal such as Vital Remains

http://www.youtube.com/v/jHNlQUSIzBM

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 05:22:36 pm »
Listen to real metal such as Vital Remains

http://www.youtube.com/v/jHNlQUSIzBM

Ugh, that's awful.

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 05:27:21 pm »
Ugh, that's awful.
So are you, but you don't see us complaining!
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Re: Tristania
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 05:30:56 pm »
Ugh, that's awful.
So are you, but you don't see us complaining!
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You just did, didn't you? ;)

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 05:32:17 pm »
You just did, didn't you? ;)
Pointing out facts != complaining
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Re: Tristania
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 08:22:39 pm »
You just did, didn't you? ;)
Pointing out facts != complaining

"So are you" --

Oh, I see what you did there.  You invalidly objectified the assertion that I'm awful.  You clever devil.

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 08:26:10 pm »
Listen to real metal such as Vital Remains


Ugh, that's awful.

Get the fuck out :P. Get a better quality version of the song and ignore the vocals, you would probably like it.

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Re: Tristania
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 08:44:41 pm »
Listen to real metal such as Vital Remains


Ugh, that's awful.

Get the fuck out :P. Get a better quality version of the song and ignore the vocals, you would probably like it.

Yeah man, I'm going to have to go out on a limb with Sidoh here, but that band sucks.

Anyways, BACK TO TRISTANIA.

Shoulda posted this in my forum so I could trash these irrelevant posts.