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Offline Towelie

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Writing a Paper on Drugs
« on: February 25, 2007, 11:59:41 pm »

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2007, 12:40:01 am »
Loved page 3 and the works cited.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2007, 12:49:57 am »
Hahaha.

I find it especially funny that he still passed the assignment.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2007, 01:10:02 am »
Wow, talk about impossible to fail, lol.
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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2007, 01:23:19 am »
Wow, talk about impossible to fail, lol.

Haha, yeah.  I haven't taken composition in college (I don't think I have to; credits from high school transfered).  While I imagine that you can be far more liberal with speech than in most high schools, it still seems ridiculous that a professor would even take the paper seriously.  If it were me, I'd just toss it out and give the student an F.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2007, 01:27:45 am »
Wow, talk about impossible to fail, lol.

Haha, yeah. I haven't taken composition in college (I don't think I have to; credits from high school transfered). While I imagine that you can be far more liberal with speech than in most high schools, it still seems ridiculous that a professor would even take the paper seriously. If it were me, I'd just toss it out and give the student an F.

But you've got to admit, it'd be a nice thing to read as a break from the norms, that is, if you were to be the one grading the papers, haha.
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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2007, 02:30:17 am »
But you've got to admit, it'd be a nice thing to read as a break from the norms, that is, if you were to be the one grading the papers, haha.

Very good point.  It'd be refreshing, but I'd still flunk the bastard!

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2007, 04:18:13 am »
But you've got to admit, it'd be a nice thing to read as a break from the norms, that is, if you were to be the one grading the papers, haha.

Very good point. It'd be refreshing, but I'd still flunk the bastard!

lol, most definitely, but regardless of that, I'd tell him how much I enjoyed it, haha.
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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2007, 03:37:07 pm »
The grading is obviously fake guys...  who would continue to circle every picture in that essay and write "no pictures"?

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2007, 05:36:27 pm »
And the "teacher" used the wrong version of "to"

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2007, 05:41:16 pm »
The grading is obviously fake guys...  who would continue to circle every picture in that essay and write "no pictures"?
And the "teacher" used the wrong version of "to"

Hm, I missed those.  I only read the first few remarks and the grade.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2007, 08:50:37 pm »
The grading is obviously fake guys...  who would continue to circle every picture in that essay and write "no pictures"?

I don't care. It is still funny regardless :). I would give him an A for making me laugh, and then fail him on his serious paper.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2007, 11:58:34 pm »
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2007, 07:47:32 am »
Old.

Yeah I actually think it was posted here before.

Maybe it was vL, but I know it's pretty old.

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Re: Writing a Paper on Drugs
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2007, 09:57:23 pm »
LAWL @ Work cited page. If I ever did that my teachers would Fail my ass for the semester.
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