Author Topic: Happy Birthday to me! (Read 7366 times)

iago · « **on:** March 17, 2005, 02:37:53 pm »

My birthday is March 31 (I'll be 22), but I got my present from Joey today.

I got a note (not very exciting

), a jumper (yay!), and a sample of his saliva used to seal the envelope for voodoo purposes. Apparently there used to be screws in the envelope, too, but there was a hole in the envelope (damn post office!) and they escaped. But luckly the jumper was intact!

Thanks! <3

Ps.

Hmm, the stamps say "Happy New Year" on them, and have some asian text. One of them has a hamster and the other a rabbit. I must get Ergot to translate...!

And by the way, your printing looks as bad as mine

"Love, Joey[wannabe-x86]" -- har

I'm going to put this by the note that Tmp sent me with the router I got for christmas over a year ago

iago · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2005, 02:47:38 pm »

The stamp with the rabbit has two characters that look something like:

That took me forever to draw. How the heck do you Asians ever get anything done?

The first character looks better than the second one.

Edit: Here's my attempt at the stamp with the rat:

This one was partly obscured, but it looks pretty good.

Networks · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2005, 04:37:27 pm »

u
r
teh
worstest
drawer
ever

Anyhow, happy advanced birthday, I still owe for those java discs...hmmmmmmmmmmm

iago · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2005, 04:50:54 pm »

oh come on, copying it onto computer is hard!

And btw, I didn't use paint, I used "The GIMP"

01Linux · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2005, 05:26:41 pm »

So wait?! If I wanted to possibly get into [vL], all I have to do is mail someone a router? pff...I'll ups myself to them. Linux slave for a day

!!Happy early birthday!!
You can expect me to mail you something.

iago · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2005, 06:06:51 pm »

Quote from: 01Linux on March 17, 2005, 05:26:41 pm

So wait?! If I wanted to possibly get into [vL], all I have to do is mail someone a router? pff...I'll ups myself to them. Linux slave for a day

Totally! However, that's only good for one vote. And I would have happily voted for him without the router.

Ergot · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2005, 08:06:23 pm »

I think they say Rabbit Year and Mouse Year.

兔年 (Rabbit Year) 鼠年 (Mouse Year)

That's what I think it says, seeing that it looks close to that and the stamps have a rabbit and mouse on them

!

It's only because you are stroking it out randomly, if you followed the typical order, it is very easy and logical to write.
(I can pretty much copy anything in Chinese, but it's know what it means and saying it that pwns me :[ !)

rabbit · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2005, 08:37:06 pm »

Considering this is the year of the rabbit and the next is the year of the mouse, I'd say those are good guesses

Ergot · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2005, 08:55:41 pm »

This year is rooster? Next year is dog?

rabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2005, 09:54:39 am »

What? O well.

deadly7 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2005, 01:15:42 pm »

Happy Birthday! I shall give yew hawt sechs for your present.

Ergot · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2005, 01:19:03 pm »

I'll be in Las Vegas, so I'll go get some prostitutes for you :/

rabbit · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2005, 05:21:25 pm »

Quote from: Ergot on March 19, 2005, 01:19:03 pm

I'll be in Las Vegas, so I'll go get some prostitutes for you :/

Whores aren't legal in Las Vegas. If I remember correctly, it's some 200 miles west of the city where they are

Newby · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2005, 06:58:47 pm »

California? Whores aren't legal here, either.

Quik · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2005, 10:23:14 pm »

Prostitutes are legal in Las Vegas. Ask Xar. I've been there, they hand out little flyers as advertisements.

01Linux · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2005, 12:36:08 am »

Hello,
<insert name here>.

I'm <insert hoe name here> the local street corner slut, You can reach me on the corner of 29th and broadway.

My hours are:
Monday - Friday (noon-2am)
Saturday - Sunday (noon-midnight)

I currently have all of the following STD's:
Chlamydia
Herpies
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Molluscum Contagiosum
Scabies

Quik · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2005, 01:39:32 am »

Not really, just pictures and a pen name.

iago · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2005, 04:36:17 am »

Quote from: 01Linux on March 20, 2005, 12:36:08 am

I currently have all of the following STD's:
...
Scabies

Scabies so isn't a STD. If Scabies is, then so is lice

Many years ago, I got scabies from my stepbrother. So don't be telling me it's STD

01Linux · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2005, 05:32:34 am »

Scabies is a skin infestation with a tiny mite, Sarcoptes scabiei. Scabies has become relatively common throughout the general population. It is highly contagious and is spread primarily through sexual contact, although it also is commonly transmitted by contact with skin, infested sheets, towels, or even furniture.

Half what I say, Half what you say. Agree to disagree

iago · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2005, 11:05:26 am »

If you call scabies an STD, you have to call lice, the flu, colds, etc. STD's, because they're all spread through touching somebody. I refuse to admit I got an STD from my stepbrother

Scabies is, as you said, "highly contagious". It's extremely hard to get rid of. You and everybody you've been near have to cover yourselves in goo totally overnight, and in the morning you have to burn your sheets and clothes and everything you've touched. Well, by "burn" I mean "wash". Same idea. But anyway, it was pretty awful.

Also, when you have them, they like the warm parts of your body. Which means you get ichy rashes in your armpits and between your legs.

Quik · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2005, 02:23:34 pm »

Quote from: iago on March 20, 2005, 11:05:26 am

...I got an STD from my stepbrother

That's gross.

deadly7 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2005, 02:38:04 pm »

Yeah. It was funny, I had girls in bras and panties handing me slips that said "Strippers for $X" I trashed em... they were also all over the ground.

iago · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2005, 02:50:29 pm »

Stripping isn't prosititution.

And Quik - that's totally taken out of context!

Newby · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2005, 03:36:04 pm »

Haha. In Las Vegas, they aren't allowed to hand you advertisements if you're under 18 years of age.

My dad got 'em for me. I've still got the bag. ^^!

Quik · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2005, 03:38:21 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on March 20, 2005, 02:38:04 pm

Yeah. It was funny, I had girls in bras and panties handing me slips that said "Strippers for $X" I trashed em... they were also all over the ground.

If ever a minor gets one of those little hooker pamphlets from a person (not just off the ground), they can be sued. Mostly, they are carefull about passing out things like that to minors.

[EDIT]: Damn, Newby beat me again.

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