Happy Birthday to me!

[01Linux]

Hello,
  <insert name here>.

I'm <insert hoe name here> the local street corner slut, You can reach me on the corner of 29th and broadway.

My hours are:
 Monday - Friday (noon-2am)
 Saturday - Sunday (noon-midnight)

I currently have all of the following STD's:
Chlamydia
Herpies
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Molluscum Contagiosum
Scabies

[Quik]

Not really, just pictures and a pen name.

[iago]

I currently have all of the following STD's:
...
Scabies

Scabies so isn't a STD.  If Scabies is, then so is lice

Many years ago, I got scabies from my stepbrother.  So don't be telling me it's STD

[01Linux]

Scabies is a skin infestation with a tiny mite, Sarcoptes scabiei. Scabies has become relatively common throughout the general population. It is highly contagious and is spread primarily through sexual contact, although it also is commonly transmitted by contact with skin, infested sheets, towels, or even furniture.

Half what I say, Half what you say. Agree to disagree 

[iago]

If you call scabies an STD, you have to call lice, the flu, colds, etc. STD's, because they're all spread through touching somebody.  I refuse to admit I got an STD from my stepbrother

Scabies is, as you said, "highly contagious".  It's extremely hard to get rid of.  You and everybody you've been near have to cover yourselves in goo totally overnight, and in the morning you have to burn your sheets and clothes and everything you've touched.  Well, by "burn" I mean "wash".  Same idea.  But anyway, it was pretty awful.

Also, when you have them, they like the warm parts of your body.  Which means you get ichy rashes in your armpits and between your legs. 

[Quik]

...I got an STD from my stepbrother

That's gross.

[deadly7]

Yeah. It was funny, I had girls in bras and panties handing me slips that said "Strippers for $X" I trashed em... they were also all over the ground.

[iago]

Stripping isn't prosititution.

And Quik - that's totally taken out of context!

[Newby]

Haha. In Las Vegas, they aren't allowed to hand you advertisements if you're under 18 years of age.

My dad got 'em for me. I've still got the bag. ^^!

[Quik]

Yeah. It was funny, I had girls in bras and panties handing me slips that said "Strippers for $X" I trashed em... they were also all over the ground.

If ever a minor gets one of those little hooker pamphlets from a person (not just off the ground), they can be sued. Mostly, they are carefull about passing out things like that to minors.

[EDIT]: Damn, Newby beat me again.