Who thought it'd be saving myself? I'm a fuckin' lifeguarding legend now I guess.
Anyhow, imagine this: I'm in the shower (don't need to imagine vividly) and I go to sit down, slip and fall and my left foot's (luckily it's the hi-hat and just sits there ^*^) big toe gets slammed up the bottom of the shower door (the thing that's supposed to hold the windshield wiper type thing that keeps water in) between the nail and the toe. From it comes blood, and when it's wiped away, torn and misplaced skin.
So, I activate the EAP. Immediately call for help ("MOMMY!!!!") and apply direct and immediate pressure (hand towel). Then (after getting back in and washing my hair, ew if I didn't), I cleaned the wound and dressed it with two bandaids, laid parallel, and a 4x4 8ply gause pad wrapped around, finishing it off with what kind of looked like scotch tape, albiet thicker.
I wonder if I'll have to work tomorrow? I'll probably get a perminant spot at the bottom of a slide (happy happy joy joy, yay for chair!).
EDIT -
If anyone's wondering, yes, I did wrap a towel around myself before my mom came.