No, it's nothing gross.
Symantec released the Internet Security Threat Report today. That's what I was hired to help with. You can download the report, summaries, cheesy flash presentation, podcasts, etc, here:
http://www.symantec.com/enterprise/theme.jsp?themeid=threatreportIf you look at the right side, you'll see EMEA, APJ, and Government reports. Those are the ones I worked on. I did the "Attacks" section of EMEA and APJ, and just a small part of government.
So in case you're all wondering what I've been doing here, that's it!
Also, here are the news articles we've generated:
http://news.google.ca/?ncl=1114509428&hl=en -- 130 and counting! It's so cool to see newspapers all over the place quoting things written by me
<edit> not directly linked to the ISTR, but here's another article that got info from my numbers:
http://www.itp.net/news/details.php?id=23729&category=