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g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« on: March 31, 2007, 10:13:32 am »
I havent been with her but a week by then, ought I get her something ... like, uhm, I dont know.

I plan on takin her to dinner (sushi place) & gettin her some flower (God only knows what kind).
Maybe get her jewelery? ... oye  (she does like it and has crazy amounts of stuff to wear)

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2007, 12:24:00 pm »
Steak & a bj...o wait, wrong day.

Your plans sound good, as long as she likes sushi.

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2007, 12:30:29 pm »
I suggest you give her...
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2007, 12:35:16 pm »
Are you sure she likes Sushi?  It seems like something that's more likely for someone to not have a taste for.

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2007, 12:53:56 pm »
Do something sporatic.  Perhaps you should walk up to her door with nothing but a space helmet on. :)
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2007, 01:31:37 pm »
Take her someplace fancy (or a mcdonalds, that's fancy enough for me), add flowers, quote a love poem and say it to her, and then take her home.

This usually works.
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2007, 02:02:16 pm »
Do something sporatic.  Perhaps you should walk up to her door with nothing but a space helmet on. :)

..and then when her mom answers, rip her shirt off, hop on and her and be like YEAH BABY! When she comes to the door, then you're like "k babe, lets go."
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2007, 02:51:31 pm »
Do something sporatic.  Perhaps you should walk up to her door with nothing but a space helmet on. :)
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 04:47:06 pm »
Eat her out.

Take her someplace fancy (or a mcdonalds, that's fancy enough for me), add flowers, quote a love poem and say it to her, and then take her home.

This usually works.

Haha, yeah right. Women nowadays think that's too corny.. at least the ones I know. Flowers, yes. Love poem? No. Trust me, quoting love poems on a date is way too cliche, and women know this.
Just take her to a _fancy_ restaurant, give her flowers, and then spit some game. Most women love gettin' eaten out.
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2007, 05:03:51 pm »
It was a joke :P
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2007, 05:14:17 pm »
Are you sure she likes Sushi?  It seems like something that's more likely for someone to not have a taste for.
she does like it and hasnt had it in a while...SO, I'll try that.

spose I could ask her friend, maybe.
 but one week into this, I dont want to invest too much.  dont me wrong, she's cute & way cool, but she lives 250mi away during the summer (& then upteen thousand to Thailand for fall semester)

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2007, 05:56:11 pm »
That's good for you.  Even if she cheats when she's in Thailand, the only guys there are asian.  Think of the desire she'll have for your dick in a box when she gets home :P

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2007, 06:05:07 pm »
That's good for you.  Even if she cheats when she's in Thailand, the only guys there are asian.  Think of the desire she'll have for your dick in a box when she gets home :P
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2007, 08:42:15 pm »
Do something sporatic.  Perhaps you should walk up to her door with nothing but a space helmet on. :)
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2007, 12:12:14 pm »
I just realized this is perhaps the #1 worst spot for relationship advice, EVER. A week into it means you don't spend money mang, or atleast a lot. If she likes sushi, a sushi dinner is nice. Let her know you care, thats all.  :)
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2007, 12:15:35 pm »
I just realized this is perhaps the #1 worst spot for relationship advice, EVER. A week into it means you don't spend money mang, or atleast a lot. If she likes sushi, a sushi dinner is nice. Let her know you care, thats all.  :)
yeah, yall arent the only ones I asked though...that'd just be foolish  ;D

I didnt spend much, it'd be (maybe) not worth it...but as it turns out, it was worth it ;)!

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2007, 12:38:24 pm »
basically craz3d paid for sex.

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2007, 12:53:43 pm »
::)

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2007, 06:50:13 pm »
basically craz3d paid for sex.
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2007, 12:07:18 am »
Hrm, how old are you crazed?
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2007, 12:40:18 am »
He's 20, I think.
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2007, 10:49:35 am »
He's 20, I think.
he thinks correctly

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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2007, 10:40:41 am »
He's 20, I think.
he thinks correctly

Haha, reminded me of a high schooler.  :P
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Re: g/f's birthday monday, what ought I do?
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2007, 02:18:59 pm »
asking nerds for advice online?

...yeah, I agree