Ah. That's pretty much David, Zach and I already. We swore at a rate of 1:10 last night, pretty much.
And by last night I mean yesterday morning. My relative date schedule is kind of off yesterday. Prom was two days ago and the post-prom party was yesterday, yet I've gotten two nights of full sleep since yesterday, so whatever. 
"Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people! I don't drink or dance or swear! I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side! I've done everything the Bible says; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more could I do?"
Now if only they could come up with christianity zero, then they could get rid of that other pesky half of the guilt, while having the same great taste!
Taking guilt out of Christianity is like taking sugar out of soda.. it's just not the same!
