Author Topic: Carpe DM (Read 14307 times)

iago · « **on:** May 09, 2007, 02:15:18 pm »

"Carpe DM" is my new signature. It's funny. Discuss.

It came very, very close to replacing the text under my avatar. Very close.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:17:45 pm »

WTF?...

Sidoh · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:20:38 pm »

I'm guessing Carpe is some other language for "seize?"

CrAz3D · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:28:57 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on May 09, 2007, 02:20:38 pm

I'm guessing Carpe is some other language for "seize?"

thats what DM is?...

I knew it was some play off of carpe diem, but

oh my

iago · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:33:30 pm »

Yeah, between you all you hit both points.

Carpe Diem is pronounced exactly the same, and means "seize the day", which can also mean "Seize the DM".

So it's a pun, and a funny line at the same time.

Chavo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2007, 02:36:14 pm »

NICE! I like it. I'd love it if I liked D&D

offtopic:
Sidoh, you didn't know what Carpe Diem means?

Sidoh · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:53:01 pm »

Quote from: unTactical on May 09, 2007, 02:36:14 pm

Sidoh, you didn't know what Carpe Diem means?

I don't remember ever hearing it.

Chavo · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:53:35 pm »

you sir, are an abomination

Sidoh · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2007, 03:58:17 pm »

CrAz3D · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:23:33 pm »

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 02:33:30 pm

So it's a pun, and a funny line at the same time.

...that's a pretty strong opinion you have there...

Quote from: Sidoh on May 09, 2007, 03:53:01 pm

Quote from: unTactical on May 09, 2007, 02:36:14 pm
Sidoh, you didn't know what Carpe Diem means?
I don't remember ever hearing it.

!?...what kind of gigantic piece of granite have you been living under?!

Sidoh · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:27:01 pm »

Kaleeko · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:54:23 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on May 09, 2007, 03:53:01 pm

Quote from: unTactical on May 09, 2007, 02:36:14 pm
Sidoh, you didn't know what Carpe Diem means?

I don't remember ever hearing it.

I guess I'm not too surprised, but I've heard it a lot myself. (Though, I prefer "Carpe Noctum", since who cares about the day?

) And, I believe it's Latin?

iago · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2007, 06:17:10 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 09, 2007, 05:23:33 pm

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 02:33:30 pm
So it's a pun, and a funny line at the same time.
...that's a pretty strong opinion you have there...

What part is strong, the part where I thought the line was funny or the part where I said it's a pun?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:46:17 pm »

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 06:17:10 pm

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 09, 2007, 05:23:33 pm
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 02:33:30 pm
So it's a pun, and a funny line at the same time.
...that's a pretty strong opinion you have there...
What part is strong, the part where I thought the line was funny or the part where I said it's a pun?

...the part where you flexed your guns

!

...the opinion part. I disagree that it was funny.
...it's dead now

Warrior · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2007, 08:15:46 pm »

Yea, it's latin. Stupid teacher drilled that damn phrase into my head.

Newby · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:27:45 pm »

O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

I learned it from that movie. Name that movie!

Hint: Robin Williams is a badass.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2007, 11:45:27 pm »

Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2007, 09:27:45 pm

O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

I learned it from that movie. Name that movie!

Hint: Robin Williams is a badass.

Dead Poet's Society?

leet_muffin · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:48:00 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 09, 2007, 07:46:17 pm

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 06:17:10 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 09, 2007, 05:23:33 pm
Quote from: iago on May 09, 2007, 02:33:30 pm
So it's a pun, and a funny line at the same time.
...that's a pretty strong opinion you have there...
What part is strong, the part where I thought the line was funny or the part where I said it's a pun?
...the part where you flexed your guns !

...the opinion part. I disagree that it was funny.
...it's dead now

Not that your posts are usually... intelligence based, but what the fuck is up with you?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:03:36 pm »

well, the flexing the guns was regarding iago's "what is strong?"

Then the opinion part was just me saying that I disagree that carpe DM is funny. The following "dead" part is because my original post had lost impact because it'd been drawn out so long.
And now, it is even further gone/dead/buried.

iago · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 03:01:09 pm »

Incidentally, if anybody doesn't know what either "carpe diem" or "dm" means, then they wouldn't have found it funny. Anybody who was well experienced with both phrases would enjoy it. That's pretty much how this joke pans out.

But I still don't think that personally considering it funny is "strong".

leet_muffin · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:45:15 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 10, 2007, 12:03:36 pm

well, the flexing the guns was regarding iago's "what is strong?"

Then the opinion part was just me saying that I disagree that carpe DM is funny. The following "dead" part is because my original post had lost impact because it'd been drawn out so long.
And now, it is even further gone/dead/buried.

It simply seemed to me that lately, within... 24 hours of that post, all of your posts had made me think "FUCK!"

Newby · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:47:49 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 09, 2007, 11:45:27 pm

Dead Poet's Society?

Yuppers.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:37:21 pm »

Quote from: Newby on May 10, 2007, 08:47:49 pm

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 09, 2007, 11:45:27 pm
Dead Poet's Society?

Yuppers.

K, woot. I always get that and The Emperor's Club mixed up for some reason, always afraid I'm going to say the wrong one. I haven't seen DPS in such a long time, though. I should rent it. ^^

Joe · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:43:34 am »

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 10, 2007, 11:37:21 pm

I haven't seen DPS in such a long time, though. I should rent it. ^^

A novel idea! I'm offering a new WoW service -- Rent-A-Spanker. Borrow my Felguard and he DPSes stuff for you!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:15:51 pm »

Joe, are you still coming onto her?
...even though, supposedly, you're e-dating her?

Sidoh · « **Reply #25 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:38:17 pm »

I'm not sure what's going on. I'll believe Kaleeko before I believe him, though. She has a much clearer head on the issue, I'd wager.

Quote

(11:16:49 AM) Sidoh: (7:52:56 AM) Joe(x86): Kaleeko and I are dating now.
(7:53:04 AM) Joe(x86): 'Tis a big secret though. Telleth nobody.
(7:53:19 AM) Joe(x86): Or Kaleeko will stick PVC in thine urethra.
(11:16:52 AM) Sidoh: Interesting... o_q
(11:17:32 AM) Liesl: Haha...
(11:17:36 AM) Liesl: We are not.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #26 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:42:35 pm »

So joe is secretly e-stalking her and pretending she is his e-girlfriend?
What the?...

Chavo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:45:58 pm »

This surprises you?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #28 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:48:21 pm »

still, yeah. Odd isn't it

iago · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:58:21 pm »

Pfft, I'm been e-married for years.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #30 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:32:47 pm »

mk then...

d&q · « **Reply #31 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:46:43 pm »

Quote from: iago on May 11, 2007, 01:58:21 pm

Pfft, I'm been e-married for years.

Twelve years and going strong. <3

iago · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:18:53 pm »

Oh yeah? Well get your e-wife to post here (and real ones don't count)!

I'll get mine to. Maybe.

Joe · « **Reply #33 on:** May 11, 2007, 07:14:30 pm »

Yeah. I told Sidoh a joke to see how he'd react, added a "Don't tell anyone!" to make it look authentic, and apparently he told everyone and you all believed it. I laughed.

Kaleeko and I are still friends, of course, and I talk to her pretty often. I still hit on her a lot from force of habit, but I never really go out of my way anymore.

And besides, what does any of that have to do with me making a pun?

Hitmen · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:28:26 pm »

CrAz3D · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:29:43 pm »

Quote from: Hitmen on May 11, 2007, 10:28:26 pm

<3

iago or Joe?

Please say iago...it's still gay, but oh so much better

iago · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:31:17 pm »

Me and Hitmen had an e-wedding a long time ago. Hopefully that website wasn't actually official or anything

CrAz3D · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:37:00 pm »

That's e-gay, dude.

Kaleeko · « **Reply #38 on:** May 12, 2007, 12:48:27 pm »

Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 11:43:34 am

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 10, 2007, 11:37:21 pm
I haven't seen DPS in such a long time, though. I should rent it. ^^

A novel idea! I'm offering a new WoW service -- Rent-A-Spanker. Borrow my Felguard and he DPSes stuff for you!

Dead Poet's Society, you fucktard. If I want to see "Damage-Per-Second", I can pop on my druid, huntar, or mage and whoop your ass.

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 11, 2007, 01:42:35 pm

So joe is secretly e-stalking her and pretending she is his e-girlfriend?
What the?...

It's not exactly a secret, dude. I put up with him, though. I have a high tolerance rating, and he can be amusing at times.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #39 on:** May 12, 2007, 02:51:03 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 12, 2007, 12:48:27 pm

Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 11:43:34 am
Quote from: Kaleeko on May 10, 2007, 11:37:21 pm
I haven't seen DPS in such a long time, though. I should rent it. ^^

A novel idea! I'm offering a new WoW service -- Rent-A-Spanker. Borrow my Felguard and he DPSes stuff for you!

Dead Poet's Society, you fucktard. If I want to see "Damage-Per-Second", I can pop on my druid, huntar, or mage and whoop your ass.

Quote from: CrAz3D on May 11, 2007, 01:42:35 pm
So joe is secretly e-stalking her and pretending she is his e-girlfriend?
What the?...

It's not exactly a secret, dude. I put up with him, though. I have a high tolerance rating, and he can be amusing at times.

well, I guess it wasnt a secret ever, yeah. heh

Blaze · « **Reply #40 on:** May 12, 2007, 05:34:11 pm »

Quote from: iago on May 11, 2007, 01:58:21 pm

Pfft, I'm been e-married for years.

You are been e-married for years?

iago · « **Reply #41 on:** May 12, 2007, 05:40:13 pm »

Quote from: Blaze on May 12, 2007, 05:34:11 pm

Quote from: iago on May 11, 2007, 01:58:21 pm
Pfft, I'm been e-married for years.

You are been e-married for years?

Yes, I am been. Do you has a problems with that?

Sidoh · « **Reply #42 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:18:37 pm »

Hahahaha!

Joe · « **Reply #43 on:** May 12, 2007, 08:24:48 pm »

Quote from: Kaleeko on May 12, 2007, 12:48:27 pm

Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 11:43:34 am
Quote from: Kaleeko on May 10, 2007, 11:37:21 pm
I haven't seen DPS in such a long time, though. I should rent it. ^^

A novel idea! I'm offering a new WoW service -- Rent-A-Spanker. Borrow my Felguard and he DPSes stuff for you!

Dead Poet's Society, you fucktard. If I want to see "Damage-Per-Second", I can pop on my druid, huntar, or mage and whoop your ass.

I knew what you meant. 'Twas a pun, ma'am.

warz · « **Reply #44 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:46:29 pm »

well, dungeon master wasn't what initially entered my mind - i thought seize darkminion. both are equally dorky though, i guess.

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Author Topic: Carpe DM (Read 14307 times)