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Welcome, Kaleeko!
« on: May 10, 2007, 10:32:41 pm »
Well, over the past week, nobody has seemed to notice, so apparently it warrants an announcement.

Bow before the power of Queen Kaleeko I, your new ruling monarch, sitting on her throne beside King Joe MCCCIIIXXXX!

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« Last Edit: May 10, 2007, 10:35:51 pm by Joe[x86/64] »
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 10:42:37 pm »
you try sooo hard it is getting annoying. its cool to praise someone but WTF are you doing seriously. I bet if kaleeko asked for something you would be the first to do it no matter what IT is.. How pathetic...
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 10:47:50 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on May 10, 2007, 10:42:37 pm
you try sooo hard it is getting annoying. its cool to praise someone but WTF are you doing seriously. I bet if kaleeko asked for something you would be the first to do it no matter what IT is.. How pathetic...

LOL.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 10:48:56 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on May 10, 2007, 10:42:37 pm
you try sooo hard it is getting annoying. its cool to praise someone but WTF are you doing seriously. I bet if kaleeko asked for something you would be the first to do it no matter what IT is.. How pathetic...
Including sex with another guy. Just because he thinks he will get sex with her :)
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 11:04:55 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on May 10, 2007, 10:42:37 pm
you try sooo hard it is getting annoying. its cool to praise someone but WTF are you doing seriously. I bet if kaleeko asked for something you would be the first to do it no matter what IT is.. How pathetic...

Hahahaha.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 11:31:55 pm »
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on May 10, 2007, 10:42:37 pm
you try sooo hard it is getting annoying. its cool to praise someone but WTF are you doing seriously. I bet if kaleeko asked for something you would be the first to do it no matter what IT is.. How pathetic...

Probably. Except for..

Quote from: Towelie on May 10, 2007, 10:48:56 pm
Including sex with another guy. Just because he thinks he will get sex with her :)

Newby is a bigger sex zealot than I am. Theres a few things Kaleeko isn't worth, and gay sex is one of them (SORRY!).
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 11:35:46 pm »
I'm going to abstain from actually replying so I don't set a world record for ripping someone's face off with a mere amount of words.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 11:54:00 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on May 10, 2007, 11:35:46 pm
I'm going to abstain from actually replying so I don't set a world record for ripping someone's face off with a mere amount of words.

translation: Joe has a small penis.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am »
I will die laughing when one day, a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. BECAUSE THEN JOE WILL BE GAY.
LOL. AND BEING GAY IS A SIN SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 01:10:05 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am
I will die laughing when one day, a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. BECAUSE THEN JOE WILL BE GAY.
LOL. AND BEING GAY IS A SIN SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Would be funny, if it were true. Unfortunately, still rather female. (Which is why x86 hates me, CRY. J/k.)
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 06:56:11 am »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am
I will die laughing when one day, a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. BECAUSE THEN JOE WILL BE GAY.
LOL. AND BEING GAY IS A SIN SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
He's already going there for premarital sex.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 10:18:24 am »
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 10, 2007, 10:32:41 pm
King Joe MCCCIIIXXXX!
Would it be that difficult to use real (either old-style or new-style) Roman numerals?

And considering it starts with MCCC, I doubt anybody could ever be more than the 1300'th in a dynasty..
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 11:39:26 am »
What's not real about that?

1000 + (3)100 - 3 + (4)10.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2007, 12:10:22 pm »
You can't have IIIXXXX, that's not a valid sequence.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2007, 01:47:32 pm »
Quote from: Kaleeko on May 11, 2007, 01:10:05 am
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am
I will die laughing when one day, a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. BECAUSE THEN JOE WILL BE GAY.
LOL. AND BEING GAY IS A SIN SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Would be funny, if it were true. Unfortunately, still rather female. (Which is why x86 hates me, CRY. J/k.)
I only remember one picture of you in some dress...its very possible that you're a man/boy (Joe would probably prefer a boy)
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2007, 04:14:08 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am
I will die laughing when one day, a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. BECAUSE THEN JOE WILL BE GAY.
LOL. AND BEING GAY IS A SIN SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Hahahahaha.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2007, 05:23:14 pm »
Quote from: Warrior[x86] on May 11, 2007, 12:46:37 am
[...] a few years from now Kaleeko reveals that she was indeed a male. [...]
I think you have some grammarical problems there. If she was a male, that would imply that he had a sex change just for Joe, which might even encourage him. I think what you wanted to say was "...that he is indeed a male..." :)
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2007, 06:56:47 pm »
XXXIIIX?

CrAz3D: Her voice isn't manly.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2007, 06:59:04 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 06:56:47 pm
XXXIIIX?

CrAz3D: Her voice isn't manly.
XXIIIX?...that doesn't make sense either, I'm quite sure.
What number are you trying to say
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2007, 07:15:24 pm »
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 11, 2007, 06:59:04 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 06:56:47 pm
XXXIIIX?

CrAz3D: Her voice isn't manly.
XXIIIX?...that doesn't make sense either, I'm quite sure.
What number are you trying to say

I was going to call you dumb, then I realized you were right.

Joe, if you're trying to say 37th you did it completely wrong.

XXXVII. Not IIIX.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2007, 08:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Newby on May 11, 2007, 07:15:24 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 11, 2007, 06:59:04 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 11, 2007, 06:56:47 pm
XXXIIIX?

CrAz3D: Her voice isn't manly.
XXIIIX?...that doesn't make sense either, I'm quite sure.
What number are you trying to say

I was going to call you dumb, then I realized you were right.
ha, punk.

Maybe good ol' W will be right, sometime, too!
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2007, 04:56:59 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 10, 2007, 10:32:41 pm
Well, over the past week, nobody has seemed to notice, so apparently it warrants an announcement.

Bow before the power of Queen Kaleeko I, your new ruling monarch, sitting on her throne beside King Joe MCCCIIIXXXX!

EDIT -
Lamens Terms: Kaleeko is moderator here now.

Lamen is a small island off of the coast of Epi, Vanuatu. It is also a variant spelling of Ramen, the Japanese noodle food. Taken plural, the word lamens makes no sense. I believe you meant layman (or in your context layman's).
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2007, 07:08:10 pm »
lol!......lay man?
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2007, 11:28:53 pm »
Quote from: Ender on May 20, 2007, 04:56:59 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86/64] on May 10, 2007, 10:32:41 pm
Well, over the past week, nobody has seemed to notice, so apparently it warrants an announcement.

Bow before the power of Queen Kaleeko I, your new ruling monarch, sitting on her throne beside King Joe MCCCIIIXXXX!

EDIT -
Lamens Terms: Kaleeko is moderator here now.

Lamen is a small island off of the coast of Epi, Vanuatu. It is also a variant spelling of Ramen, the Japanese noodle food. Taken plural, the word lamens makes no sense. I believe you meant layman (or in your context layman's).

No need to be overly pedantic.. lol
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2007, 11:32:03 pm »
Lamen is NOT a variant of Ramen.  Only Lu/Ru.  Other r- kana are always R- sounds.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2007, 12:24:08 am »
Right. Uh.. what?
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2007, 01:26:22 am »
Quote from: rabbit on May 20, 2007, 11:32:03 pm
Lamen is NOT a variant of Ramen.  Only Lu/Ru.  Other r- kana are always R- sounds.
That's how it's pronounce in Chinese hahah.
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Re: Welcome, Kaleeko!
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2007, 06:31:03 am »
Chinese has an L, though.  And nobody remembers ramen is Chinese, anyway.
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