Hi all!

[Ender]

w.t.f.

[Hitmen]

Have you ever ridden a kangaroo?

[Hell-Lord]

Have you ever ridden a kangaroo?

I am afraid not 

[Ender]

Have you ever milked a cow?

[Towelie]

I have Ender!
Are you sexually attracted to your hand?

[BigAznDaddy]

do you say "mate" a lot?

[iago]

Honestly i like birds but owls i absolutely hate!

I don't mind owls, but I personally hate crows and geese. Both of them wake me up early on weekends. They're so noisy!

[chuck]

Honestly i like birds but owls i absolutely hate!

I don't mind owls, but I personally hate crows and geese. Both of them wake me up early on weekends. They're so noisy!

Bullfrogs are worse. Two years ago, I went to visit some friends in Ontario. One of them had a fair bit of land, so I went camping near a river. For some strange reason, there where lots of frogs around that year.

I learned my lesson. Bring earplugs everywhere.

[AntiVirus]

It shouldn't matter... but... Cockatiels.

I used to own a cockatiel.  However it ended up dieing mysteriously.  I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck.  Sad sad day.

Welcome to the forums Hell-Lord!  I used to play soccer as well, I love that sport.

[Kaleeko]

Haha... You had me at "Australian".

[iago]

Bullfrogs are worse. Two years ago, I went to visit some friends in Ontario. One of them had a fair bit of land, so I went camping near a river. For some strange reason, there where lots of frogs around that year.

I learned my lesson. Bring earplugs everywhere.

Could be, I've never been in an area with bullfrogs.

I found that headphones + loud music works for almost anything, except for drunk friends in a hotel room. I was on vacation and hurt my bad badly++, and my friends were going to a concert. I wasn't going, so I figured I'd go to bed early. I put headphones on so they wouldn't wake me up, until one of them sat on my legs (PAIN!!) and started telling me all about this band I don't care about.

I used to own a cockatiel.  However it ended up dieing mysteriously.  I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck.  Sad sad day.

That's mysterious?

[AntiVirus]

I used to own a cockatiel.  However it ended up dieing mysteriously.  I think it put its head through the cage and, when trying to pull it back, broke his neck.  Sad sad day.

That's mysterious?

Yes!!  I don't actually know how it died, I am just speculating.

[iago]

Yes!!  I don't actually know how it died, I am just speculating.

Ah, I thought you found him....... nevermind, I won't describe what I'm imagining..

[deadly7]

Bullfrogs are worse.

Bud. Wei. Ser.

[iago]

Bullfrogs are worse.

Bud. Wei. Ser.

Hmm...
Man: Bud
Bartender: Why, sir?