How evil are you?

[iago]

Apparently, "iago", mixed with greed and natural catastrophes, translates to the year when Hitler was born. Crap!

**** THE PROOF THAT iago IS EVIL ****

   I   A   G   O
  73  65  71  79     - as ASCII values
   1   2   8   7     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   1   2   8   7     - digits added

Thus, "iago" is 1287.


Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 2574.

Multiply it by 6, the smallest perfect number - the number is now 15444.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1834 - the year Vesuvius erupted. The number is now 42617.

Subtract 1887, the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The result will be 40730.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1815 - the year first commercial cheese factory was established. The number is now 1889.

The number 1889 is the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED. 

It's random, so you'll get something different every time. Here's the URL:
http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.shtml

[Newby]

**** THE PROOF THAT newby IS EVIL ****

   N   E   W   B   Y
  14   5  23   2  25     - as numbers
   5   5   5   2   7     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   5   5   5   2   7     - digits added

Thus, "newby" is 55527.


Add 1789, the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati - the result is 57316.

Divide by 23, the symbol of death - the result is 2492.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 8826.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 1471.

Subtract 18, the symbol of bondage. The result will be 1453.

This, when read backwards, gives 3541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

Evil, QED. 

[iago]

**** THE PROOF THAT newby IS EVIL ****

Yeah, like that's necessary!

[chuck]

**** THE PROOF THAT chuck IS EVIL ****


   C   H   U   C   K
   3   8  21   3  11     - as numbers
   3   8   3   3   2     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   3   8   3   3   2     - digits added

Thus, "chuck" is 38332.

Add 1954, the year when first FORTRAN computer program was executed - the result is 40286.

Add 1927, the year Fidel Castro was born - the result is 42213.

Add 81 to it - this is the symbol of bondage, written backwards - you will get 42294.

Divide by 38, the symbol of slavery - the result is 1113.

Add 600, the symbol of war - the result is 1713.

Write 1790 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 1713. Thus, 1713 stands for 1790, the year US patent system was established (eevil).

You get the picture. QED.

Crap crap crap!

[leet_muffin]

**** THE PROOF THAT MUFFIN IS EVIL ****

   M   U   F   F   I   N
  77  85  70  70  73  78     - as ASCII values
   5   4   7   7   1   6     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   5   4   7   7   7         - digits added

Thus, "MUFFIN" is 54777.


Subtract 23, the symbol of death. The result will be 54754.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 27377.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1986 - the year of the Chernobyl "incident". The number is now 79358.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1979 - the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The number is now 83418.

Subtract 18, the symbol of bondage. The result will be 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

Pretty sure I'm winning this race.

[disco]

**** THE PROOF THAT disco IS EVIL ****

   D   I   S   C   O
   4   9  19   3  15     - as numbers
   4   9   1   3   6     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   4   9   1   3   6     - digits added

Thus, "disco" is 49136.


Add 006 to it - this is the symbol of war, written backwards - you will get 49142.

Subtract 1899, the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The result will be 47243.

Divide the number by 119 - this is the date of WTC attacks, backwards. It gives 397.

Subtract 46 from the number - this is the year of the Great Fire of Rome, written backwards. It gives 351.

Add 1970, the year IBM announced S/370 - the result is 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.

[Blaze]

**** THE PROOF THAT x86labs IS EVIL ****

   X   L   A   B   S
  88  76  65  66  83     - as ASCII values
   7   4   2   3   2     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   7   4   2   3   2     - digits added

Thus, "x86labs" is 74232.


Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 12372.

Subtract 69, the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The result will be 12303.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 4101.

Add 1531, the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop - the result is 5632.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1927 - the year Fidel Castro was born. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

[rabbit]

**** THE PROOF THAT spencer ragen IS EVIL ****

   S   P   E   N   C   E   R   R   A   G   E   N
  19  16   5  14   3   5  18  18   1   7   5  14     - as numbers
   1   7   5   5   3   5   9   9   1   7   5   5     - digits added
  \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
   4           4           1           8             - digits added

Thus, "spencer ragen" is 4418.


Subtract 17, the symbol of domination. The result will be 4401.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 8802.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1952 - the year killer fog haunted London. The number is now 136.

Multiply the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, from right to left. It gives 816.

Add 18, the symbol of bondage - the result is 834.

This number, when read backwards, gives 438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

:X

[Hitmen]

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1815 - the year first commercial cheese factory was established.

Uhh, I'm not much of a fan of cheese, but I wouldn't really consider it evil.

**** THE PROOF THAT hitmen IS EVIL ****

   H   I   T   M   E   N
   8   9  20  13   5  14     - as numbers
   8   9   2   4   5   5     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   8   9   2   4   1         - digits added

Thus, "hitmen" is 89241.


Subtract 5491 from the number - this is the year Mussolini was executed for the first time, written backwards. It gives 83750.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 41875.

Add 1937, the year Saddam Hussein twins were born - the result is 43812.

Add 544 to it - this is the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe, written backwards - you will get 44356.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1986 - the year of the Chernobyl "incident". The number is now 67330.

This, when read backwards, gives 03376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

Evil, QED.

I can see the patent system being evil in a sense... but I'm still thrown off by the cheese factory.

[Blaze]

Subtract 5491 from the number - this is the year Mussolini was executed for the first time, written backwards. It gives 83750.

Wait... for the first time?  0_o

[CrAz3D]

I got the beast thing too