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Offline iago

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Become ordained for cheap!
« on: June 22, 2007, 02:57:31 pm »
http://www.themonastery.org/

You get to pick your title and preside over weddings and everything. It's an awesome religion! :)
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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 05:37:51 pm »
Awkward. That's a good word for it.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 05:46:43 pm »
Come on, don't you want to spend $30 and get a Doctor of Metaphysics degree?
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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 10:20:36 pm »
YES! I can finally say I'm REALLY Pastor Joe!
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 10:44:00 pm »
This won't in any way negate my P.H.D. in Kickin' Ass, will it?
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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 11:29:53 pm »
Not at all. As pastors of ULC, our doctrine is simply to do the right thing. Therefore, Chuck Norris is a good example, because although he kicks ass, he only provides such swift justice when necessary, thus does the right thing.

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Br. Joe
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Become ordained for cheap!
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2007, 12:25:06 am »
(11:22:47 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: man, that's so sick that I'm a reverend now too
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: I can get people married
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: lol
(11:23:12 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: afk

o.O
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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