You're crazy. You're talking about shit like Joe... we've never heard of your crazy stores so stop named-dropping. And dank is bad, unless you're talking about marijuana.
No Joe talks about people nobody knows, I didn't realize Harris Teeter was regional until CrAz3D said he didn't know what it was. Besides this is about Wal-Mart, do you not know what Wal-Mart is?
Also dank means good when referring to marijuana or anything else, for example, "that [insert something that's awesome] is dank." It's derived from the marijuana usage but is common slang, like saying something is chronic. (ie. That taco was chronic.)
Also, urbandictionary it:
Formerly used to denote really potent weed, it now means really or awesome
That party was dank!