Author Topic: Harry Potter Discussion (Spoilers) (Read 15083 times)

CrAz3D · « **on:** July 20, 2007, 07:37:37 pm »

SPOILERS

Harry Potter dies?

Maybe not....but as I hear Hermaine? dies!!!!

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2007, 09:55:02 pm »

ima bout to go and wait in line to go buy the book

its going to take about 5 hours

but i want to know what happens i will probably read the ending first. then go to bed after i read the ending.

Warrior · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2007, 10:02:55 pm »

Quote from: BigAznDaddy on July 20, 2007, 09:55:02 pm

ima bout to go and wait in line to go buy the book its going to take about 5 hours but i want to know what happens i will probably read the ending first. then go to bed after i read the ending.

... Why don't you read the book while you're inline and not buy it.. I mean if you're going to ruin it for yourself..what's the point?

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2007, 10:06:11 pm »

Quote from: Warrior[x86] on July 20, 2007, 10:02:55 pm

... Why don't you read the book while you're inline and not buy it.. I mean if you're going to ruin it for yourself..what's the point?

cause i want to blab the ending to my brother who is crazy bout the book ( it will drive him nuts)... but i still want to read the whole book. i am just curious if harry dies or lives.

Warrior · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2007, 10:17:49 pm »

he lives

CrAz3D · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2007, 11:15:55 pm »

Quote from: Warrior[x86] on July 20, 2007, 10:17:49 pm

he lives

correct

CrAz3D · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2007, 11:24:39 pm »

I hear Snape dies too!!!!!

Ender · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2007, 11:57:42 pm »

WTF. Fucking asshole. Why-T-F are you posting a Harry Potter spoiler on these forums... AND IN THE F'ING TITLE OF THE POST WHERE PEOPLE CAN'T AVOID SEEING IT! Do you have no consideration for people who follow Harry Potter?

I personally stopped reading Harry Potter books but I saw the last movie and liked it and I may start up reading them again and I definitely plan on seeing the rest of the movies... SO THIS SUX FOR ME ME. YOU ARE AN

Yes, I am assuming these spoilers are true (I've tried my best not to look at them), and that you're not doing this as a joke, but even if you're joking and you made up these spoilers on the spot it's still wrong.

Moderators, please delete this thread.

And once again, WTF@CrAz3D

Rule · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2007, 11:58:53 pm »

I don't even follow Harry Potter and I thought something similar to what Ender just posted.

Sidoh · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:27:16 am »

I edited your post.

Crazed, seriously... use your head.

dark_drake · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:49:25 am »

I'm getting my copy of the seventh book in less than 90 minutes

Warrior · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:17:43 am »

harry gets raped by snape
hermoine and hagrid have sex

you heard it here first

Ender · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:28:54 am »

CrAz3d, sorry if I was harsh

iago · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:00:24 am »

The thread title isn't a spoiler, he doesn't live. THAT'S a spoiler.

Hitmen · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:35:48 am »

Spoiler alert!!!!

Voldemort casts AIDS on everyone!

They all die extremely slowly! The end.

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:42:13 am »

Quote from: Warrior[x86] on July 21, 2007, 01:17:43 am

harry gets raped by snape
hermoine and hagrid have sex

you heard it here first

Rofl

CrAz3D · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:51:10 am »

Wtf, did you jews not read the title?

I said 'spoliers, maybe' in the title. lol.

1) I'm not sure how acurate it is cause I said 'I hear'
2) Dont read a thread with spoiler in the title if you dont want to know. lol @ you all for not thinkin it through

anyhow, is the book any good??

Rule · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:18:35 am »

You said harry potter dies'?' right in the title.

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:24:39 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 10:51:10 am

Wtf, did you jews not read the title?

I said 'spoliers, maybe' in the title. lol.

1) I'm not sure how acurate it is cause I said 'I hear'
2) Dont read a thread with spoiler in the title if you dont want to know. lol @ you all for not thinkin it through

anyhow, is the book any good??

i have read the first couple chapters and it is very good. i don't want to stop reading

so back to reading. i might finish it today if i go all out.
spoiler???..........

edit:

o yes harry lives
snaPe dies along with a TON of other people

CrAz3D · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:29:19 am »

snake.... new character or do you mean snape?

I feel bad that i know all of this from the mvoies/my ex and my friend

iago · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:46:46 am »

Quote from: Rule on July 21, 2007, 11:18:35 am

You said harry potter dies'?' right in the title.

But he doesn't, so it's not really a spoiler.

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 11:29:19 am

snake.... new character or do you mean snape?

No, it's the guy from Siphon Filter. Didn't you hear? He's Harry's newest friend!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:52:32 am »

Quote from: iago on July 21, 2007, 11:46:46 am

Quote from: Rule on July 21, 2007, 11:18:35 am
You said harry potter dies'?' right in the title.
But he doesn't, so it's not really a spoiler.

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 11:29:19 am
snake.... new character or do you mean snape?
No, it's the guy from Siphon Filter. Didn't you hear? He's Harry's newest friend!

for all i know, thats true. i dont know too much about book6

iago · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:22:06 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 11:52:32 am

Quote from: iago on July 21, 2007, 11:46:46 am
Quote from: Rule on July 21, 2007, 11:18:35 am
You said harry potter dies'?' right in the title.
But he doesn't, so it's not really a spoiler.

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 11:29:19 am
snake.... new character or do you mean snape?
No, it's the guy from Siphon Filter. Didn't you hear? He's Harry's newest friend!
for all i know, thats true. i dont know too much about book6

I read the list of deaths, and I didn't recognize any names. But the only name I really would have recognized is Harry Potter, so I'm pretty sure he wasn't on the list.

deadly7 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:23:45 pm »

My eyes hurt.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:03:41 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 21, 2007, 08:23:45 pm

My eyes hurt.

did you read whole book?

my friend's friend was done reading by 830am this morning, how sad

iago · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:22:57 pm »

I've also been reading non-stop today.

Of course, it's not Harry Potter I'm reading, it's The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. Great book

deadly7 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:08:03 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 10:03:41 pm

did you read whole book?

my friend's friend was done reading by 830am this morning, how sad

Yeah. I got home at about 12:45 and decided to start reading at a leisurely pace to ensure that my eyes didn't get so strained reading. When I finished at 6:45, that plan clearly backfired--and I ended up spending more time reading it than I could have. >>

Oh, all times are in PM. As in, I was sleeping during the midnight release parties because that shit is gay.

Warrior · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2007, 12:03:57 am »

wow nerd

CrAz3D · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2007, 03:09:55 am »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 21, 2007, 11:08:03 pm

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 21, 2007, 10:03:41 pm
did you read whole book?

my friend's friend was done reading by 830am this morning, how sad
Yeah. I got home at about 12:45 and decided to start reading at a leisurely pace to ensure that my eyes didn't get so strained reading. When I finished at 6:45, that plan clearly backfired--and I ended up spending more time reading it than I could have. >>

Oh, all times are in PM. As in, I was sleeping during the midnight release parties because that shit is gay.

so who actually dies?

Krazed · « **Reply #29 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:46:04 am »

Holy shit. That book was amazing. And if you want to know who dies, read it.

This book marked an AMAZING end to the greatest series ever written.

dark_drake · « **Reply #30 on:** July 22, 2007, 06:29:10 am »

I read slow, so it took about 20 hours for me to finish it, but all of it was just amazing.

And deadly, I told you so.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #31 on:** July 22, 2007, 10:02:22 am »

Quote from: Krazed on July 22, 2007, 04:46:04 am

Holy shit. That book was amazing. And if you want to know who dies, read it. This book marked an AMAZING end to the greatest series ever written.

That means I'd have to start at book 2...do you have any idea how long that'd take?

I dont care enough to read this new book not to mention most of the others

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #32 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:11:59 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 22, 2007, 10:02:22 am

Quote from: Krazed on July 22, 2007, 04:46:04 am
Holy shit. That book was amazing. And if you want to know who dies, read it. This book marked an AMAZING end to the greatest series ever written.
That means I'd have to start at book 2...do you have any idea how long that'd take?

I dont care enough to read this new book not to mention most of the others

get audio books and listen to them in your car...

deadly7 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:57:40 am »

Quote from: dark_drake on July 22, 2007, 06:29:10 am

And deadly, I told you so.

I know! I thought you were seriously joking about it.. was that on the spoiler page I linked you to or did you seriously bs it? I told it to some girl I volunteer with because I thought it was a joke.. I wonder if she'll remember and want to kill me next week.

deadly7 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 22, 2007, 12:06:45 pm »

~~EDIT: SIZE TAGS BROKE. SKIP THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ~~
There we go.. So you can't size 0 pt but you can size 1pt.
Quote this post to get the list of people dead:

Harry Potter dies and comes back to life because a fragment of his life was still in Voldemort's body.
Lupin and Tonks (now married) die after having their kid.
Fred Weasley dies along with Lupin and Tonks (in the battle for Hogwarts).
Rufeus Scrimgeour (Minister of Magic) dies at the hands of Voldemort.
Severus Snape is murdered by Voldemort who wants to use the Elder Wand (Snape is actually a GOOD GUY as a look into his pensieve will tell you).
Dobby the House-elf is killed at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange's knife).
Bellatrix Lestrange is killed by Mrs. Weasley.
Wormtail dies at the hand of his.. silver hand for not killing Harry.
Mad-Eye Moody is either stunned off of his broom or killed flat-out at the beginning of the book.
Hedwig is killed by a stray killing curse.
The Professor of Muggle Studies is killed at the very start of the book.
Near the end of the book, to get the last object-related Horcrux (the diadem of Ravenclaw), Crabbe dies when he uses some weird fire spell.
Voldemort dies at the hands of Harry.
Grindewald was killed at the hands of Voldemort (in his quest for the Elder Wand).
The German wand-maker died (his name starts with a G, I don't remember it) at the hands of Voldemort wanting a reason as to why Lucius' wand got blown up.

I think that's all of them. Like I said--ONLY QUOTE MY POST IF YOU WANT TO READ THE DECEASED. Note, many others did die, but these are the main characters.

iago · « **Reply #35 on:** July 22, 2007, 02:11:40 pm »

I can read 1pt font you insensitive clod!

deadly7 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 22, 2007, 02:20:55 pm »

Quote from: iago on July 22, 2007, 02:11:40 pm

I can read 1pt font you insensitive clod!

So what? You don't care.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #37 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:06:44 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 22, 2007, 12:06:45 pm

~~EDIT: SIZE TAGS BROKE. SKIP THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ~~
There we go.. So you can't size 0 pt but you can size 1pt.
Quote this post to get the list of people dead:

Harry Potter dies and comes back to life because a fragment of his life was still in Voldemort's body.
Lupin and Tonks (now married) die after having their kid.
Fred Weasley dies along with Lupin and Tonks (in the battle for Hogwarts).
Rufeus Scrimgeour (Minister of Magic) dies at the hands of Voldemort.
Severus Snape is murdered by Voldemort who wants to use the Elder Wand (Snape is actually a GOOD GUY as a look into his pensieve will tell you).
Dobby the House-elf is killed at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange's knife).
Bellatrix Lestrange is killed by Mrs. Weasley.
Wormtail dies at the hand of his.. silver hand for not killing Harry.
Mad-Eye Moody is either stunned off of his broom or killed flat-out at the beginning of the book.
Hedwig is killed by a stray killing curse.
The Professor of Muggle Studies is killed at the very start of the book.
Near the end of the book, to get the last object-related Horcrux (the diadem of Ravenclaw), Crabbe dies when he uses some weird fire spell.
Voldemort dies at the hands of Harry.
Grindewald was killed at the hands of Voldemort (in his quest for the Elder Wand).
The German wand-maker died (his name starts with a G, I don't remember it) at the hands of Voldemort wanting a reason as to why Lucius' wand got blown up.

I think that's all of them. Like I said--ONLY QUOTE MY POST IF YOU WANT TO READ THE DECEASED. Note, many others did die, but these are the main characters.

so she deosnt die, hmmm

deadly7 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:08:31 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 22, 2007, 04:06:44 pm

so she deosnt die, hmmm

Nope. Wherever you got your spoilers from sucks. :p

CrAz3D · « **Reply #39 on:** July 22, 2007, 04:21:13 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 22, 2007, 04:08:31 pm

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 22, 2007, 04:06:44 pm
so she deosnt die, hmmm
Nope. Wherever you got your spoilers from sucks. :p

heh, well, maybe my friend will be less upset at another friend, then

dark_drake · « **Reply #40 on:** July 22, 2007, 06:55:45 pm »

Quote from: deadly7 on July 22, 2007, 11:57:40 am

I know! I thought you were seriously joking about it.. was that on the spoiler page I linked you to or did you seriously bs it? I told it to some girl I volunteer with because I thought it was a joke.. I wonder if she'll remember and want to kill me next week.

I was actually referring to the Snape.

deadly7 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2007, 11:36:06 pm »

Quote from: dark_drake on July 22, 2007, 06:55:45 pm

I was actually referring to the Snape.

Oh. Well, whatever. I hated that, but she wrote it in a neat way. I guess it does make sense, though, looking back at some of the other books.

igimo1 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:01:56 am »

Plot had too many holes at the end, shitty imo

deadly7 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:02:33 am »

Quote from: Topaz on July 23, 2007, 12:01:56 am

Plot had too many holes at the end, shitty imo

Enlighten me.

dark_drake · « **Reply #44 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:23:23 am »

Quote from: Topaz on July 23, 2007, 12:01:56 am

Plot had too many holes at the end, shitty imo

Pray do tell.

igimo1 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 23, 2007, 01:14:08 am »

How one defeats wizard with the Deathstick in a duel where Deathly Hallows lore says that you cannot lose if you wield it

deadly7 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 23, 2007, 01:17:22 am »

Quote from: Topaz on July 23, 2007, 01:14:08 am

How one defeats wizard with the Deathstick in a duel where Deathly Hallows lore says that you cannot lose if you wield it

Yes, but you forgot the wand-lore. Harry defeated Malfoy. Malfoy was really the one that truly defeated Dumbledore, as he had disarmed him. Thus, when Harry defeated Malfoy (who defeated Dumbledore who possessed the Elder Wand), he was the wand's true master. That is why Voldemort could never unlock its full potential (even after killing Snape). And Harry's wand was not used against him.
Also, as Hermione has touted several times throughout the book, it's not just the wand but the person using the wand.

Any other huge plot holes you want filled?

igimo1 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:11:44 am »

Grindelwald v Dumbledore, dumbass

The whole point of having a supa wand is that it'll give you an edge over an equally skilled wizard when all else is equal

2) Not really a plot hole, but the Deathly Hallows are completely useless

Krazed · « **Reply #48 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:26:28 am »

How is that? When they dueled, he only had the wand. He didn't have the deathly hallows, if you remember. He didn't have the stone or the cloak.

Edit: Forgot to mention that earlier, when I read the title "Harry Dies!" before reading the book, I was SO pissed. So whoever made that title deserves to get banned, no lie.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #49 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:36:03 am »

I was pretty sure everyone assumed he wouldnt die, oops?

dark_drake · « **Reply #50 on:** July 23, 2007, 10:51:02 am »

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 23, 2007, 10:36:03 am

I was pretty sure everyone assumed he wouldnt die, oops?

Read the book, eh?

Quote from: Topaz on July 23, 2007, 10:11:44 am

Grindelwald v Dumbledore, dumbass

The whole point of having a supa wand is that it'll give you an edge over an equally skilled wizard when all else is equal

They weren't equal, though. Dumbledore was better.

deadly7 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 23, 2007, 11:33:08 am »

Quote from: Topaz on July 23, 2007, 10:11:44 am

Grindelwald v Dumbledore, dumbass

The whole point of having a supa wand is that it'll give you an edge over an equally skilled wizard when all else is equal

2) Not really a plot hole, but the Deathly Hallows are completely useless

Aww, aren't you just the sore loser.

Yeah, the super wand did just that, now didn't it? </sarcasm> Did you even READ the book or are you just trolling like usual? This was explicitly stated in the book, I'm not even going to bother with your stupid comment.

The Deathly Hallows were far from useless-they taught Harry that what truly mattered was making Voldemort beatable, not making himself superior but destined to lose.

Warrior · « **Reply #52 on:** July 23, 2007, 12:17:24 pm »

wow nerd

CrAz3D · « **Reply #53 on:** July 23, 2007, 01:51:00 pm »

Quote from: dark_drake on July 23, 2007, 10:51:02 am

Quote from: CrAz3D on July 23, 2007, 10:36:03 am
I was pretty sure everyone assumed he wouldnt die, oops?
Read the book, eh?

I read the first one...?

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Author Topic: Harry Potter Discussion (Spoilers) (Read 15083 times)