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General Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: zorm on July 16, 2006, 08:39:59 pm

Title: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: zorm on July 16, 2006, 08:39:59 pm: Would he top his strawberries with some cloud?!
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: rabbit on July 16, 2006, 08:48:06 pm: Pah. Zeus isn't a pansy. He would not eat strawberries! He would fry an elephant with his lightning and devour it whole, bones and all.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: zorm on July 16, 2006, 08:57:18 pm: Oh ok, perhaps I was thinking of some other god.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm: He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: Sidoh on July 16, 2006, 09:00:14 pm: Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.

My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: Kaleeko on July 16, 2006, 10:27:37 pm: Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 pm
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first.

HAHA! So true.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 am: LMFAO @ iago. Wtf? Hahaha!
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: d&q on July 17, 2006, 02:18:47 pm: Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 am
LMFAO @ iago. Wtf? Hahaha!

In many stories about Zeus, the basic plot line is:

1. He turns into whatever
2. Has sex with a random woman of the same species.(Sometimes different species)
3. A child is born!
4. Hera, for some reason, takes revenge on the child, instead of Zeus.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: rabbit on July 17, 2006, 03:00:13 pm: 5. Zeus takes the unborn fetus, eats it, and a few months later chops his face open with an axe and gives birth to a new (demi-)god.
6. The new (demi-)god pisses Zeus off and Zeus <insert method of eternal torture here>'s them.
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 04:26:26 pm: Ooh, I see. What a weirdo. ^^
Title: Re: If Zeus could fly...
Post by: Joe on August 28, 2006, 02:12:10 pm: Hefastus didn't diserve to be thrown out that window. Poor boy. At least he gets a throne that follows him around. That'd be sweet!