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Title: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 07:44:54 pm
Our local nerd/Mac enthusiast Kaleeko turns 17.
Happy birthday. :)

(http://img.shopping.com/images1/di/48/45/59/35/66/416671586f386932447654567152453741-100x100.jpg) (http://www.x86labs.org:81/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=173)
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 04, 2006, 07:49:34 pm
You miss by 4 days.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 04, 2006, 08:32:52 pm
Learn to read a calendar, GameSnake. :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 08:57:26 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 04, 2006, 10:51:02 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars. :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: GameSnake on July 04, 2006, 11:45:01 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars. :P
:P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Blaze on July 04, 2006, 11:48:09 pm
I'll bump the thread on Saturday.

You still suck at reading calendars. :P
:P

:P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:20:22 am
Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon. :P)
<3 to those that care.
And...

:P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 01:21:08 am
Uh... Thanks?
(Well, at least he knew what the date was today enough to figure out that my birthday might be soon. :P)
<3 to those that care.
And...

:P
Actually if you look at the bottom of the index page there's a list of upcoming birthdays :S.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 01:25:57 am
Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday.  It's magic, I swears.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 01:29:38 am
Yeah... and it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO: KALEEKO (17)" when it's actually your birthday.  It's magic, I swears.
In addition to a slice of cake with a candle put in your profile too!
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:33:44 am
How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 01:39:53 am
How special. I'll just go throw on my birthday suit right now and throw confetti, I'm so excited. -_-
I <3 magic and cake.
Sounds fun! I do that on my birthday too!
/me realizes he just scared off half the forum with that statement.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Joe on July 05, 2006, 01:40:43 am
Note, you can't throw on your birthday suit, but after the following image, I sure wouldn't mind.. oh wait, you're probably going to read this. ^_-.

Anyhow, for your birthday, I present you with a present. A picture of one of the most beautiful people I've seen.
(http://www.geocities.com/ultra_violent_alex/K_is_for_Kaleeko_by_kaleeko.jpg)

And incidentally, you're post count is 69 right now. I just checked what order your last posts were in, and the one talking about excitation and a birthday suit was the 68th. If it were actually the 69th, I'd be afraid. :-*

Ergot, as for you're anticedent, here you go; This post is directed at Kaleeko.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 01:42:21 am
Good, I don't like little boys.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 01:47:55 am
Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.
If you want to see an uber-leet number, though, check this one out:
7,5317

If anyone can figure out why, you get a cookie.

Good, I don't like little boys.

Haha! ;)
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: GameSnake on July 05, 2006, 01:53:05 am
STOP SCARING KALEEKO.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Joe on July 05, 2006, 02:24:05 am
75317 upside down is your name.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:24:41 am
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: MyndFyre on July 05, 2006, 04:43:01 am
Oh.  I was going to say... is it because it's got a comma one place too early?  :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Blaze on July 05, 2006, 05:46:08 am
Honestly, the number 69 jokes just make me want to hurl. It's ... just a number. All sexual connatations it has make me, quite frankly, laugh at the sheer stupidity of it.

*clears throat* Bom-chicka-bow-wow.  That will be all.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 08:59:01 am
It's BOW chicka bow wow, dammit!

Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: d&q on July 05, 2006, 01:34:13 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Kinky.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 05, 2006, 02:40:39 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

I <3 rabbit.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 02:56:18 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:08:03 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:22:24 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 03:23:41 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: xex on July 05, 2006, 03:26:53 pm
That's my job :(! Why do you have a dead fish?

Why's it your job? And, We have a dead fish because my sister never fed it and today, a week after its death, she still hasn't flushed it. I have to admit, even /I/ haven't achieved that level of laziness, yet.
Because I'm the assassin! Does dead fish smell... like a Vietnamese person's house?

Die Ergot... Die..
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 03:35:57 pm
Because I'm the assassin!

Want a list?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 05, 2006, 05:41:05 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
Joe has a habit of trying to get an e-life by means of an e-girlfriend.  He's done it before (and failed, miserably).
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 10:56:46 pm
Anyway, Joe, if you ask her out I will impale your face with your spine.

Trust me. If anyone asks me out within the next few weeks, I will personally rip off their face and feed it to my sister's dead fish.

Thanks for the uh.. nice gesture.. though.
Joe has a habit of trying to get an e-life by means of an e-girlfriend.  He's done it before (and failed, miserably).
And one of joe's real life girlfriends got my MSN account through joe and tried to have an e-relationship with me.  I'll post/upload logs if you're interested. :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: TeHFoOoL on July 05, 2006, 11:09:38 pm
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.

Whose parents name their child 71357??!?!?!?!?!?

dum ppl...........
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 05, 2006, 11:15:51 pm
75317 upside down is your name.

You don't get a cookie because I told you over AIM. Smart one.

Whose parents name their child 71357??!?!?!?!?!?

dum ppl...........
Upside-down not backwards silly goose.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 11:23:44 pm
Your name's Lies'l?
That's a wicked name.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 11:29:46 pm
Your name's Lies'l?
That's a wicked name.

Ya, I know! XD

-_- And, I know, I put the comma in the wrong place.. Apparently, I have lost the ability to count. ^^
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 11:47:00 pm
L'iesl?
I don't know how your name's spelled. :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 05, 2006, 11:54:30 pm
Hahaha... Actually, if the comma had been in the correct place, my name would be Lie'sl. :D
But no, it's just Liesl. How boring.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 05, 2006, 11:58:52 pm
How do you even pronounce that?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:07:30 am
How do you even pronounce that?

Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue. ;)
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 06, 2006, 12:10:06 am
It's Lethal on the tongue.

ROFL
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 12:12:46 am
Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue. ;)
Your sarcasm hurts. :(  I bet you can't pronounce my name [Keyur].
No peeking my forum either, cheater.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 12:17:05 am
Lee-sul. Like Diesel except with a different letter at the beginning. So hard, I know. It's Lethal on the tongue. ;)
Your sarcasm hurts. :(  I bet you can't pronounce my name [Keyur].
No peeking my forum either, cheater.

I bet I'd completely slaughter it. :(
And, my sarcasm is completely in good taste. I think. ... .. ;) <3
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 12:29:24 am
I bet I'd completely slaughter it. :(
And, my sarcasm is completely in good taste. I think. ... .. ;) <3
You won't be anywhere near as bad as my 7th grade band teacher. I'll give you one hint: It's not pronounced like the word "queer".
Your sarcasm's fine, I was hoping to make you go on a guilt trip.  Apparently I suck at that.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 06, 2006, 12:37:24 am
Liesl, I'll give you a hint:

  DIRKA DIRKA.

:)
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 12:42:20 am
I hate that movie.  You're aware of that.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Sidoh on July 06, 2006, 01:05:18 am
I hate that movie.  You're aware of that.

/me doesn't care. :P
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 01:57:51 am
Liesl, I'll give you a hint:

  DIRKA DIRKA.

:)

I love you, Sidoh. <3
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 06, 2006, 07:56:31 am
Germanic name.  Kind of explains the whiteness.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 06, 2006, 03:46:19 pm
Germanic name.  Kind of explains the whiteness.

I was also raised in Alaska.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 06, 2006, 08:53:23 pm
Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 06, 2006, 09:30:56 pm
Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!
Yeah, but Alaska doesn't suck.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 07, 2006, 04:50:14 am
Damn...and I thought living in Idaho was bad enough!
Yeah, but Alaska doesn't suck.

True, that.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 08:17:57 am
Well, Alaska's doing something right.  Every female I've seen who grew up in Alaska is really good looking.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: d&q on July 07, 2006, 09:43:12 am
Blah blah blah <subtle comment about your looks here> blah blah blah.

 :)
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 07, 2006, 10:45:54 am
Well, Alaska's doing something right.  Every female I've seen who grew up in Alaska is really good looking.
So Kaleeko's the only girl you've seen from Alaska then? :p
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 12:23:55 pm
Nope.  I know 6 girls from Alaska.  All of them are.....desirable ^^
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Chavo on July 07, 2006, 12:58:17 pm
My dad was born in alaska.

That is all.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Kaleeko on July 07, 2006, 02:43:45 pm
Nope.  I know 6 girls from Alaska.  All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: MyndFyre on July 07, 2006, 04:48:47 pm
Nope.  I know 6 girls from Alaska.  All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 07, 2006, 06:38:09 pm
Nope.  I know 6 girls from Alaska.  All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.
gl hf dd
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: rabbit on July 07, 2006, 06:45:56 pm
Nope.  I know 6 girls from Alaska.  All of them are.....desirable ^^

We're untainted from skin cancer from being burned too much by the sun.
And, running from all them moose through six feet of snow keeps us in shape. ^^

...and I live in Arizona, skin cancer capital of the US.
We'll all miss you, Myndy.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Ergot on July 08, 2006, 05:14:50 am
Back on topic... Happy Birthday... on the right date this time ^_~
This is a really long birthday topic @_@
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: deadly7 on July 08, 2006, 11:01:48 am
Back on topic... Happy Birthday... on the right date this time ^_~
This is a really long birthday topic @_@
Yeah.. that's what happens when you start a birthday thread 4 days early.

Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: GameSnake on July 08, 2006, 07:45:59 pm
Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: MyndFyre on July 08, 2006, 07:49:08 pm
Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!

..........

Wow.






I can't find



words




to express my disdain for you right now.



Ugh.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, Kaleeko!
Post by: Warrior on July 08, 2006, 07:55:01 pm
Happy birfday to you! 17 years ago today, you came out of your mothers vagina! Congradulations!

LMAO!