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Title: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 11, 2005, 08:17:53 pm
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Blaze on November 11, 2005, 08:22:52 pm
It is possible to drop religions.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Sidoh on November 11, 2005, 08:46:53 pm
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: deadly7 on November 11, 2005, 09:04:13 pm
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: trust on November 11, 2005, 09:19:16 pm
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 11, 2005, 09:38:42 pm
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 11, 2005, 09:49:21 pm
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

If you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Sidoh on November 11, 2005, 10:08:25 pm
By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

Joe, I feel the need to punch you in the fucking FACE sometimes.

Just because they say you're a Jew doesn't mean you are one.  If I call you a dimwhitted fig wit, are you automatically considered one by law?  No.  Shut up.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: iago on November 11, 2005, 10:10:29 pm
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood".  Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible.  If he does, too bad :)
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: ZeroX on November 11, 2005, 10:44:21 pm
I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Kaleeko on November 11, 2005, 10:47:25 pm
While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: iago on November 11, 2005, 11:19:53 pm
I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.
Lies!  Some of them are women!

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-
Well, Joe IS German... :-o!
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: deadly7 on November 11, 2005, 11:34:23 pm
Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE
You have moved a peg up on my "Post to get trust banned" list.

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: iago on November 12, 2005, 12:04:37 am
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it.  I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible?  I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: deadly7 on November 12, 2005, 12:24:22 am
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Hitmen on November 12, 2005, 12:25:25 am
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it.  I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible?  I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
Shut up you stupid jew.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 12, 2005, 12:28:14 am
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
Shut up you stupid jew.
LOL.

EDIT -
Regardless of what you may/may not think, I now consider myself Jewish. G_G.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: iago on November 12, 2005, 12:31:39 am
You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)
Bingo.
You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)
It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.
Then you should ignore it, and not post in the thread.  You just make yourself look childish when you complain like you did. 
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: rabbit on November 12, 2005, 10:54:49 am
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.
You're assuming 1. everyone believes in that set of religions and 2. somebody cares.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: MyndFyre on November 13, 2005, 03:04:07 am
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

Adam and Eve were nonreligious (they communed with God directly and did not have to follow a set of "practices").  The nation of Israel was not founded until Abraham.  There were many descendents and tribes before Abraham.  (The nation of Israel is God's fulfilled promise to Abraham that he will be the founder of a great nation).
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 13, 2005, 03:20:34 am
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: d&q on November 13, 2005, 10:36:11 am
According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

Adam and Eve were nonreligious (they communed with God directly and did not have to follow a set of "practices").  The nation of Israel was not founded until Abraham.  There were many descendents and tribes before Abraham.  (The nation of Israel is God's fulfilled promise to Abraham that he will be the founder of a great nation).

 :-[ I was just about to say the same thing.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: rabbit on November 13, 2005, 06:31:30 pm
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
I still say you're wrong.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Joe on November 13, 2005, 11:41:54 pm
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
I still say you're wrong.

Yeah, well you say that about everything. I'm not here to solve your personal problems. They have councelors for that.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Hitmen on November 13, 2005, 11:52:10 pm
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
The oven awaits
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Quik on November 14, 2005, 12:37:06 am
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
The oven awaits

Hi.

That wasn't cool.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Newby on November 14, 2005, 12:40:46 am
You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p
The oven awaits

Hi.

That wasn't cool.

Thanks.

I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew. I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew burning in an oven, because it would accomplish my ultimate goal: killing joe!
Title: Re: Everyone is Jewish!
Post by: Sidoh on November 14, 2005, 12:42:04 am
I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew. I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew burning in an oven, because it would accomplish my ultimate goal: killing joe!

LMFAO!!!