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Title: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 17, 2008, 03:12:12 am
I need a personal assistant. To apply for this job, I require a cover letter and resume. I prefer that you post them here, but if you desire you can PM them to me instead. Advice and examples are provided below.

A word on the Application:

Do not give any detailed personal information (e.g. names, locations, email addresses that have your name in it, etc.)

Example Cover Letter:

March 17, 2008
Forum Alias Here
public_email_address_here@gmail.com

Dear Ender,

Par. 1: Write that you would like to be my PA. Say a little about yourself here.

Par. 2: Say why you would be an ideal candidate, and why I would want to choose you from all the applicants.

Par. 3: Compliment me here.

Sincerely,
Forum Alias Here

Example Resume:

Interests here.

Hobbies here.

Music taste here.

Origins of music taste here.

Philosophy on the Nymphicus hollandicus species here.

Additional information here.

A Word on the Examples:

I would prefer that you do not strictly follow my examples. I would like to see you customize it and add your own creative touch.

Write well, and good luck!
--Ender
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Newby on March 17, 2008, 06:21:44 pm
What will they be assisting you with?
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 17, 2008, 06:52:44 pm
iono.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 17, 2008, 10:53:30 pm
I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Sidoh on March 17, 2008, 10:54:21 pm
I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.

Please quantify overwhelming. :)
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: trust on March 17, 2008, 10:55:41 pm
why would someone want to be your bitch?
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Warrior on March 17, 2008, 11:19:32 pm
why would someone want to be your bitch?

have you seen his hands? they're gorgeous
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 17, 2008, 11:25:11 pm
I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.

Please quantify overwhelming. :)

Enough to feed 5,000.

why would someone want to be your bitch?

Because you, of all people, are in dire need of redemption.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Joe on March 18, 2008, 02:57:41 am
Cover Letter:

March 18, 2008
Joe
joetheodd@gmail.com

Dear Ender,

Par. 1: I would like to be your PA.

Par. 2: I am an ideal candidate.

Par. 3: You smell good.

Sincerely,
Joe

Resume:

I am interested in personally assisting.

My hobbies include assisting in personal matters, on a personal level.

Loud is good.

Newby says loud is good.

Wut iz a Nymphicus hollandicus?

I learned addition in second grade.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 18, 2008, 07:06:39 am
Congratulations, Joe, you're now my bitch.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Newby on March 18, 2008, 12:24:27 pm
I have changed his title accordingly.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: trust on March 18, 2008, 12:28:17 pm
Joe is disqualified because he gave out his real name.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 18, 2008, 05:30:20 pm
I have changed his title accordingly.

:D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Blaze on March 18, 2008, 08:11:09 pm
Joe is disqualified because he gave out his real name.

Totally not his real name.  :P
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: CrAz3D on March 18, 2008, 09:01:41 pm
Fuck bein a personal assistant, I'm an administrative assistant BITCH!  (I'm a secretary come May :()
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Explicit on March 19, 2008, 12:26:02 am
You're still someone's bitch. :(
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: CrAz3D on March 19, 2008, 12:27:32 am
I know, but at least I get paid decently well
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: iago on March 19, 2008, 08:35:55 am
Is Joe fired after the cow incident?
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 19, 2008, 01:42:20 pm
No, he's too valuable. But he did get a paycut.
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 20, 2008, 11:29:20 am
You fail in many ways, but not in that one. You're still my PA.

Oh, and did I mention this was a lifetime-binding contract?
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: CrAz3D on March 20, 2008, 09:34:18 pm
Is Joe fired after the cow incident?


Cow?  Did he make some joke about deadly & (forehead-dot) indians?
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Blaze on March 20, 2008, 10:42:17 pm
Is Joe fired after the cow incident?


Cow?  Did he make some joke about deadly & (forehead-dot) indians?

http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,11621.0.html
Title: Re: Personal assistant
Post by: Ender on March 20, 2008, 11:12:21 pm
Is Joe fired after the cow incident?


Cow?  Did he make some joke about deadly & (forehead-dot) indians?

Do you mean "forehead-dotted?" "Forehead-dot" is a noun.

Just trying to edify where I can.