Clan x86
General Forums => Entertainment District => Topic started by: Blaze on January 09, 2006, 03:51:52 pm
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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and truck full of dead babies? You can't pick up bowling balls with pitchforks.
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Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies? Michael Jackson doesn't have a pile of bowling balls in his garage.
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Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies? Michael Jackson doesn't have a pile of bowling balls in his garage.
Proof?
At least there's proof that you can't pick up bowling balls. Michael Jackson could be a rather advanced bowler for all you know.
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and joe?
One sucks at coding and smells really bad, and the dead babies aren't it. :)
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Whats the difference between dead babies and a salad? I don't eat salad.
All differences from now on have to include Dead Babies.
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What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies? Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.
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What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies? Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.
Whats the difference between dead babies, and deadly? Nothing. Dead babies don't think, and deadly must have not been thinking when he said that dead babies learned things. :P
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There's an afterlife!111111eleventyone
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What's the difference between George Bush and dead babies? Dead babies eventually learn to say "Nuclear" properly, Bush has had 50+ years to do so and has failed.
Whats the difference between dead babies, and deadly? Nothing. Dead babies don't think, and deadly must have not been thinking when he said that dead babies learned things. :P
Agreed <3. :D
What is the difference between dead babies and plants? Plants can't paint walls red when you throw them at it!
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
You don't understand the destinies of every living being. You didn't create the universe. Additionally, your name begins with an "N."
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
Legally change your name to Jehovah. That'd rock!
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Legally change your name to Jehovah. That'd rock!
ha.............
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
You don't understand the destinies of every living being. You didn't create the universe. Additionally, your name begins with an "N."
Yes..I do.
You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
You don't understand the destinies of every living being. You didn't create the universe. Additionally, your name begins with an "N."
Yes..I do.
You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)
I might be getting a job at footlocker or an equivilent shoe store (one that sells Nike SBs) a little later this year, however I plan to leave and change jobs, not just move up in the ranks :p
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Yes..I do.
You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)
HAHAHAH
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Hah, where am I going?! =(
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What's the difference between me and god? ...the same thing can't be different so trick question.
You don't understand the destinies of every living being. You didn't create the universe. Additionally, your name begins with an "N."
Yes..I do.
You're destined for a good job
Joe is destined for..
Deadly is destined for an IT job
Quik will work @ footlocker
iago will work for the CIA (HOW IRONIC LOL)
:D
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Hah, where am I going?! =(
Hell.
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Hah, where am I going?! =(
Hell.
Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Cloud goes up, cloud goes down...
Foobar? Eww.
and for clarification, Why the hell do all my topics turn into religious stuff?
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and for clarification, Why the hell do all my topics turn into religious stuff?
Good question.
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Back to the topic of dead babies,
Whats worse then ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.
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how do you fit 10,000 dead babies in a phone booth?
blender.
how do you get them out?
straw.
how do you fit a dead baby in tupperwear?
blender.
how do you get it out?
chips.
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What do you do if the baby isn't painting the wall? Get a stronger cannon.
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What do you do if the baby isn't painting the wall? Get a stronger cannon.
ROFL!!
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Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:
What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
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Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:
What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
Nice!
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Here's one that I haven't seen a variation of:
What's worse then 13 dead babies in a trash can?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
Nice!
Thank you. ;)
What's worse than putting your dick in a dead babie full of razor blades?
Pulling it back out.
Annother good one:
What's red, pink, and bubelie that claws at the window befote it explodes?
A babie in the microwave.