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Title: Feanor Facts
Post by: Feanor on March 27, 2006, 02:18:41 am: I will start you off:

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Feanor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Feanor can kill 100 percnet of whatever the fuck he wants.

Feanor doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Feanor sleeps with a night light. Not because Feanor is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Feanor.

If Feanor is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Feanor once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.

Feanor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Feanor.

Feanor does not sleep. He waits.

Post your own!
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Super_X on March 27, 2006, 02:19:57 am: There are no disabled people, only people that have meat Feanor.
Feanor doesn't get wet, water gets Feanor.
If you see feanor he sees you; if you don't see feanor you may be seconds away from death.
Feanor lost his virginity before his father.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Sidoh on March 27, 2006, 02:22:09 am: Quote
When I hang Feanor in a public place, it will become obvious that he is but a mere mortal

Just kidding Feany. <3
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Joe on March 27, 2006, 03:27:41 am: Feanor invented the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb.
Feanor actually lives in a round house.
Feanor only drives a Mazda Miati so he can attract gay guys to roundhouse kick.
Feanor doesn't sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals Feanor allows to live.
If Feanor ever sleeps with a man, it will not be because he's gay, but because there are no women left.
Tom Cruise claims to have slept with over 1,000 women in his lifetime. Feanor calls this a slow tuesday.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: rabbit on March 27, 2006, 07:04:43 am: Way to go to ChuckNorrisFacts.com, plagiarize, and then replace all instances of "Chuck Norris" with "Feanor."
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Joe on March 27, 2006, 07:35:09 am: Those were from memory, rabbit. And the Mazda Miata joke wasn't on ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 07:41:50 am: Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Newby on March 27, 2006, 08:41:01 am: Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 07:41:50 am
Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

... lmao. No kidding?!
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 09:24:16 am: It's still pretty funny though.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Joe on March 27, 2006, 10:03:08 am: Wow, rabbit and gamesnake just totally killed the mood in this thread.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Sidoh on March 27, 2006, 10:19:32 am: Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 07:41:50 am
Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

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Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Blaze on March 27, 2006, 12:47:34 pm: Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 07:41:50 am
Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

You sir, are an idiot.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:11:03 pm: WTF is the thread even about, ChuckNorrisFacts or Feanor facts? Either way your stealing material.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Sidoh on March 27, 2006, 01:20:52 pm: Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:11:03 pm
WTF is the thread even about, ChuckNorrisFacts or Feanor facts? Either way your stealing material.

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It was clearly a joke; what, are you retarded?
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:36:46 pm: I know, I got the joke.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Sidoh on March 27, 2006, 01:39:03 pm: Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:36:46 pm
I know, I got the joke.

For some reason, I don't think you did:

Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 07:41:50 am
Rabbit is kinda right.. I browsed thru the Chuck Norris site an there was a few I found that were the same..

Quote from: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:11:03 pm
WTF is the thread even about, ChuckNorrisFacts or Feanor facts? Either way your stealing material.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: GameSnake on March 27, 2006, 01:41:52 pm: I got the joke after reading through everyone's posts. Quite funny.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: deadly7 on March 27, 2006, 01:57:35 pm: Here's a fun Feanor fact for you!
Feanor sux for liking myspace! :)
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: wires on March 27, 2006, 06:44:44 pm: Feanor has counted to infinity. Twice.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Joe on March 27, 2006, 07:05:32 pm: Quote from: deadly7 on March 27, 2006, 01:57:35 pm
Here's a fun Feanor fact for you!
Feanor sux for liking myspace! :)

<offtopic>
A girl in my science class (because you all are SO DAMNED POLAR about me using actual names =p) wore a shirt today that said "you looked better on myspace" today. I laughed my ass off at that.
</offtopic>
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Feanor on March 27, 2006, 08:11:11 pm: If Feanor played Jack Bauer the show would have to be called 12.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: CrAz3D on March 28, 2006, 10:00:44 am: Back in the day, CrAz3D found Feanor's winbot source & released it publically to counter his making money off of the winbot.

Still <3 :-*?
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Feanor on March 28, 2006, 12:01:53 pm: That is not a Feanor Fact.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: ZeroX on March 28, 2006, 12:29:26 pm: Feanor is Tom.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Super_X on March 28, 2006, 01:59:41 pm: Feanor doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Feanor needs a pipe wrench and blow-torch in order to masturbate.
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: CrAz3D on March 28, 2006, 06:33:02 pm: Quote from: Feanor on March 28, 2006, 12:01:53 pm
That is not a Feanor Fact.
It is Feanor history, though. History is generally made up of facts ;)
Title: Re: Feanor Facts
Post by: Super_X on March 28, 2006, 07:58:13 pm: Quote from: CrAz3D on March 28, 2006, 06:33:02 pm
Quote from: Feanor on March 28, 2006, 12:01:53 pm
That is not a Feanor Fact.
It is Feanor history, though. History is generally made up of facts ;)
<acts like trust> Well, everything but the holocaust.</trust pwning>

Is the word "holocaust" a proper noun?