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Title: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: iago on January 26, 2005, 12:37:55 pm

I'm sitting in the lab, and this chick comes in dressed in nursing gear.  She needed a workstation to log onto, and she wandered into the Unix lab by mistake.  So this guy in front of me logs her onto his account, and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes (and counting) telling her about Unix, Firefox, etc.  I wish I was in his seat :(

She's like, "So, is this Mac or something?" and he says "No, it's Unix, some people like me prefer it because it's more fun".  Then he sits there reading Slashdot while she types up an email.  Now all he has to do is ask her for sex.  Har.


On that note, I'm going to wander somewhere with my internetless laptop, so I won't be able to have any forum-conversations with Mythix today.  I'll be home 2 hours earlier than usual, though, so see y'all at 3ish :)

Title: Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: Mythix on January 26, 2005, 01:22:41 pm

Asshole! :(

Title: Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: Ergot on January 26, 2005, 06:39:46 pm

you should have gone "move aside unix noob!"

Title: Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: Quik on January 26, 2005, 07:30:22 pm

"My UNIX could beat up his UNIX!"

Title: Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: Newby on January 26, 2005, 07:38:27 pm

Code: [Select]

rm -rf /school/classroom/chairwithdudeonit
echo "Hey baby, need some help?"

Title: Re: I wish I picked a different seat :(
Post by: Mythix on January 26, 2005, 08:21:51 pm

hahahahah.

Should have been: I bet you dev/cat/random too don't you? I bow to your skillz.