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Title: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Sidoh on November 06, 2008, 10:18:15 pm

I'm not sure how long this has been floating around, but it's pretty funny.  This guy sued over 700 people/things/places, including the Eiffel Tower, the King James Bible, Huggies,  The Leaning Tower of Pisa, AARP, Colin Powell, "Area 69", Kevin Bacon, Phi Beta Kappa, and the Merriam-Webster's Dictionary 10th edition, to name a few.

Here's a link: http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-ilndce/case_no-1:2007cv04192/case_id-211173/

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: CrAz3D on November 07, 2008, 10:39:53 am

WTF!?  Sued Plymouth Rock?

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Sidoh on November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 am

Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: CrAz3D on November 07, 2008, 11:47:56 am

Probably just Batman.  haha


Illegal moonshine!?  Batman was a 'shiner?

d/b/a as "The White Suge Knight" hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: iago on November 07, 2008, 12:39:36 pm

Quote from: Sidoh on November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 am

Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif

Haha, what's this guy's deal? Is he just crazy, or trying to make some kind of point?

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Nex (EcH) on November 07, 2008, 01:20:32 pm

What did the Federalist Society ever do to him?

Apart from that I have no objections. 

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Sidoh on November 07, 2008, 01:55:39 pm

Quote from: iago on November 07, 2008, 12:39:36 pm

Quote from: Sidoh on November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 am

Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif

Haha, what's this guy's deal? Is he just crazy, or trying to make some kind of point?

I don't know.  Apparently, in 2007, the court disallowed him from filing any lawsuits without providing the appropriate administrative fees that are usually covered for you.  He's still filed something like 1900 lawsuits since then.

I think it's ridiculous enough to assume that he's just making a point, but I don't know -- maybe he really is a bit bonkers.  I think he's in jail right now serving a sentence of illegal money wiring or some crap like that.

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: abc on November 07, 2008, 03:12:28 pm

"Nostradamus"
lol.

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Camel on November 14, 2008, 04:50:42 am

"Tsunami victims" nearly made me fall out of my chair laughing at work. I had to forward this to them so they wouldn't think I was crazy.

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Towelie on November 14, 2008, 06:43:10 am

Defendant: Ninja Samurai Fighters

lol

Title: Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
Post by: Lead on November 14, 2008, 06:45:48 am

The Olsen Twins?!??  ??? :'(

The Bolivian Mafia LOL