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Title: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on February 24, 2005, 08:31:43 pm
When I got iago's CD's, I was surprised to see some poerty acompanying it.

Quote
Here is the Linux
I hope you like it a lot
Linux is the best!

Slackware is da bomb
Trust me, it is the best one
This is a haiku

Encore!
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on February 24, 2005, 08:38:23 pm
I'm such a poet!! :D
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Quik on February 24, 2005, 08:44:17 pm
Do any of those lines rhyme? I think haiku's are supposed to rhyme.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 09:00:20 pm
No sir, they are not supposed to rhyme. :P
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Ergot on February 24, 2005, 09:05:07 pm
No, it's just the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on February 24, 2005, 09:11:46 pm
Newby and Ergook.. err.. Ergot are correct.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 09:16:51 pm
Your haiku's suck ass btw.

Here's mine!

Quote
Slackware is the best.
It is the greatest distro
Nothing can top it

Ron sucks at haiku
He uses fake words like 'da'
and he's dumb and fat ;[
(note, the face doesn't count and I <3 Ron anyways)
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Quik on February 24, 2005, 09:28:09 pm
Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on February 24, 2005, 09:43:11 pm
Quik, that last Haiku made me wonder if you're a Japanese Poet or a Jewish Battle-rapper.

PS: Linux inspired me to learn Coffee. Erm, Java.

Code: [Select]
public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}
<3 Leech.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 09:46:38 pm
Quote from: Quik on February 24, 2005, 09:28:09 pm
Newby sucks at life
We all know Quik's the greatest
He can even rhyme

This is rhyming haikus
Quik roxxorz your boxxorz tooz
Just don't call him jooz

pshh I don't know =/
ERROR.

Stop harassing me
You stupid jewish nazi
Go to hell and die

I wrote a haiku in 7th grade once.

It was awesome!

Quote
Forty Caliber
Blows my brains onto the wall
Takes my life away
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on February 24, 2005, 10:28:19 pm
public void blankLine
{
  System.out.println();
  int i = 3;

  int j = 4;
  i = i * 7;
  return i + j;
}

I should write all my code in haiku, that would suck so much ass
btw, it's read as:

public void blank line
system dot out dot print line
int i equals 3

int j equals 4
i equals i times 7
return i plus j


so cool! :D
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 10:36:40 pm
int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on February 24, 2005, 10:54:40 pm
How the bloody hell do you say printf? Print eff?
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 11:10:09 pm
Yes!
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on February 24, 2005, 11:13:31 pm
Quote from: Newby on February 24, 2005, 10:36:40 pm
int main(char Input*)
{
    printf("Hello world!");
    return 23;
}

int main char input
printf hello world
return 23

You still win!

there is so much logically wrong with that!

"char input*" makes no sense, even "char *input", which would be syntactically correct, woudln't make sense for main :P
your middle line isn't 7 syllables
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on February 24, 2005, 11:41:56 pm
Fine, replace with with iago.

And shh @ that! I haven't touched C++ in a long time, forgot where the * went!
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on February 25, 2005, 12:45:08 am
Print Eff Hell Oh World

gg'd.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Lobo on February 27, 2005, 02:52:33 am
Do do Do do Do
De de De de De do Do
do Do de Haiku

Yes you do love me
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on March 03, 2005, 06:52:17 pm
iago likes food
he likes to eat all day long
because food is good

(Based on the pronuciation EYE-EH-GO)
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 03, 2005, 09:23:09 pm
Here's a readme file from one of the assignments I marked this week:

 ________  __ __          ___       _    ____      ______      ___
/\_____  \/\ \\ \       /'___`\   /' \  /'___\    /\  _  \   /'___`\
\/___//'/'\ \ \\ \     /\_\ /\ \ /\_, \/\ \__/    \ \ \L\ \ /\_\ /\ \
    /' /'  \ \ \\ \_   \/_/// /__\/_/\ \ \  _``\   \ \  __ \\/_/// /__
   /' /'    \ \__  __\__  // /_\ \  \ \ \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \/\ \  // /_\ \
  /\_/       \/_/\_\_/\_\/\______/   \ \_\ \____/    \ \_\ \_\/\______/
  \//           \/_/ \/_/\/_____/     \/_/\/___/      \/_/\/_/\/_____/

Christopher [....], [...] Section L01

Compile the source code
Programs are interactive
Input test data

-Haiku
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Quik on March 03, 2005, 10:23:50 pm
I like the ascii art :p
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 03, 2005, 11:31:15 pm
I should have mentioned, the course is 74.216, and it was assignment 2.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on March 03, 2005, 11:33:10 pm
Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 04, 2005, 09:59:54 am
Quote from: Newby on March 03, 2005, 11:33:10 pm
Clever.

How about this?

iago roxors
he roxors all the boxors
newby owns iago

Either your first or last line are wrong.  By the correct pronounciation of iago, the first one is.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Newby on March 04, 2005, 10:01:10 am
I pronounce it both ways.

"eye-a-go-rox-ors"
"newby owns ya-go" :D
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Warrior on March 04, 2005, 04:16:30 pm
I use eye-a-go :\
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 07, 2005, 09:58:59 pm
Math Limerick!

        12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4)                  2
        ----------------------  +  5(11)  =  9  +  0
                  7

A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
        Divided by seven,
        Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Joe on March 08, 2005, 08:00:58 am
3(4)

3 times the square root of four?


Quote from: Unknown
A wonderful bird is a pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
    He can hold in his beak
    Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I know how the helican
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 08, 2005, 10:24:18 am
Shut up, it's surprisingly hard to draw a square route in ascii :P

The calculation only works when you do 3 * 2, though.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Ergot on March 08, 2005, 06:25:13 pm
3(4^(1/2))
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: Quik on March 08, 2005, 07:24:43 pm
Ask Yoni for the official ASCII way of writing all math symbols, he's bound to know them.
Title: Re: iago's Slackware Haiku
Post by: iago on March 08, 2005, 07:42:29 pm
There's no standard ascii for square root, or many other symbols.