How much did it cost?
You know to ask a girl to go through the humiliation of even roleplaying your girlfriend, and then to make things worse post on the internet about it.
I mean, that's gotta be burning a hole in your pockets. Perhaps you should stick your hand in the offering plate at church.
I'd hit Joe, but not that chick.
Are you sure that's not like his aunt or something?
Seriously, guys. Don't be dicks.