So here's a time line:
You were smoking marijuana
Watching Pornography
Driving recklessly
Flipping off a pastor
You lose control of the vehicle
You crash into a tree
You whip the phone out and text your "girlfriend"
You all sit around a warm fire singing songs
The next day the car is magically healed, scars are gone
An infant is born
I like your heuristic re-construction of events, Warrior. That's probably the most un-biased analysis this forum will ever see.
I still haven't seen pics, so it didn't happen.