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Title: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 12:05:45 AM
Girl I was supposed to meet on saturday (but she is grounded) I found out from a friend is only 14 (turns 15 in June).  Is 3 years & 9 months too big of a difference?

PIcture of her:
(http://68.35.184.146/hosted/imglib/jpeg/uhm.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: iago on April 28, 2005, 12:25:22 AM
until you're 18, it doesn;t matter; then it gets tricky :P

What is she grounded for?
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 12:44:00 AM
Quote from: iago on April 28, 2005, 12:25:22 AM
until you're 18, it doesn;t matter; then it gets tricky :P

What is she grounded for?
I turn 19 in September?... :-[
She punched a hole in her wall for some reason..go figure
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Newby on April 28, 2005, 12:45:48 AM
Send her my way, please.

I'm 14 until June too! ^-^
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Post by: Warrior on April 28, 2005, 12:47:47 AM
Hott+++++ . Tell her I know veebee.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 12:48:36 AM
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 12:45:48 AM
Send her my way, please.

I'm 14 until June too! ^-^
:(  Soooooooo dirty, I'm quite depressed.  Should I go for it or obey the law?

LOL @ Warrior
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:02:45 AM
Obey the law. But send her my way please. ;)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 01:04:15 AM
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:02:45 AM
Obey the law. But send her my way please. ;)
hmm, any idea what the law is in refference to something of this nature?
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:05:11 AM
IIRC, you can go see a movie/eat dinner with her as a friend, but the instant it gets sexual in any way, shape or form (reguardless of who invokes it) you can get in some serious trouble. She calls rape, and you're screwed. Screwed.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 01:12:12 AM
Quote from: Newby on April 28, 2005, 01:05:11 AM
IIRC, you can go see a movie/eat dinner with her as a friend, but the instant it gets sexual in any way, shape or form (reguardless of who invokes it) you can get in some serious trouble. She calls rape, and you're screwed. Screwed.
So, in theory, so long as we don't have sex I'm fine?...
Sex is defined oddly

Quote1. Coitus between humans. (vaginal penetration)
   2. Sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: iago on April 28, 2005, 08:09:42 AM
Hah, I can see Newby punching a hole in a wall.  They sound perfect for each other.

If you're 18+ and she's 15-, then you should probably avoid her.  Whether or not she's into it, there's always the possibility that she can threaten to charge you with rape.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on April 28, 2005, 09:24:53 AM
I was goin out w/ a 14 y/o chick at one point.  Very fun ;)  Although I do have 3 weeks until I'm 18, but w/e.

She can still give you head :P
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: GameSnake on April 28, 2005, 09:41:31 AM
No you shouldn't be going with a girl 3 years younger then you, this gap in time isn't as important then say your 20s but when your teens it's a big difference. I see WAY too many 13, 14, 15 year old girls with 18, 19, 20 year olds, and it's not a coincidence that the pregnancy rate for underage teens is higher then ever.
Wait for college, you'll get alot of hot chicks your age, you will drink and fuck alot during this time, just be patient.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on April 28, 2005, 09:42:49 AM
Helllooooooooooooo?? Condom, anyone?
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Post by: GameSnake on April 28, 2005, 09:44:41 AM
I wish more people would use them :P.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 10:01:44 AM
I dont plan (for now) to ever be in a situation where I'd need one
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Post by: rabbit on April 28, 2005, 12:36:55 PM
Dirty Catholic.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Krazed on April 28, 2005, 01:43:21 PM
Fuck her, then forget her? :)

Shes fucking hot.

What state do you live in again?  :P
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 02:15:32 PM
Catholic?...
I'm Lutheran

uhm, I dont plan to fuck her, she is just cool & so on & so forth
I'm in New Mexico...I don't have any idea what are statutes say about relationships of this such :( hmm
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Krazed on April 28, 2005, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 02:15:32 PM
Catholic?...
I'm Lutheran

uhm, I dont plan to fuck her, she is just cool & so on & so forth
I'm in New Mexico...I don't have any idea what are statutes say about relationships of this such :( hmm

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they ALL say. I say you go for it. Fuck the statues. :) You're only 18, when you get older you'll NEVER have chances like this again.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: GameSnake on April 28, 2005, 02:27:05 PM
That is just typical ignorant advice, you really feel the need to have sex with a 14 year old because you'll never be able to again? Come on think about how stupid that sounded. You'll have plenty of fun with people your own age, this girl is most likely inexperianced anyway and from what I hear virgins/inexperianced girls aren't fun to have sex with.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on April 28, 2005, 04:02:08 PM
From what you HEAR.  Take my advice: go for it :)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 06:21:11 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on April 28, 2005, 02:27:05 PM
That is just typical ignorant advice, you really feel the need to have sex with a 14 year old because you'll never be able to again? Come on think about how stupid that sounded. You'll have plenty of fun with people your own age, this girl is most likely inexperianced anyway and from what I hear virgins/inexperianced girls aren't fun to have sex with.

I think she is more 'experienced' than I am (esp since I have no said 'experience')
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: RoMi on April 28, 2005, 07:48:24 PM
Doesn't sound like a good idea, but hey I'm just a washed up loser :).
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: mitosis on April 28, 2005, 08:53:06 PM
Couldn't you get in trouble for talking about it on here if you are over age?
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Post by: RoMi on April 28, 2005, 08:57:21 PM
And posting pictures of her without her consent :/.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on April 28, 2005, 09:45:58 PM
That's entirely legal.  You think Bush consented to people posting pictures of him reading a children's book upside-down or looking through cappen binoculars?  No.  It's not illegal -.-
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 10:23:27 PM
Well, I guess I'll go for it
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Post by: Warrior on April 28, 2005, 10:28:06 PM
She like looks like Lidsey Lohan.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Krazed on April 29, 2005, 09:17:31 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on April 28, 2005, 10:23:27 PM
Well, I guess I'll go for it

+1

Dude, it's really not that big of a deal. And yes GameSnake, I'm glad for WHAT YOU HEAR. But what you hear, is wrong. And yes, it is well worth it because he'll never be able to do it again. So good luck to yah mate. You made the right choice!
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: GameSnake on April 29, 2005, 12:14:21 PM
Well, if you're going to take advice from krazed and Rabbit then you should know every girl (especially younger ones) won't just bed you in a few days, assuming you will get her into the bed before you're 18, please make sure of a few things:

It's legal.
She won't claim rape.
You wear a condom.
You don't make a habit of it.

Alot of kids won't listen to reason and alot of times you can't reason with them, that said sometimes you have to just let them experiance it them selves.
Have fun man.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on April 29, 2005, 12:32:27 PM
I'm already 18, I turn 19 3 months after she turns 15.
I don't plan to bed anyone so there is no need to respond to any of the other things.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Towelie on April 29, 2005, 02:56:48 PM
I agree with newby. send her this way and we can share :-P
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Newby on April 29, 2005, 06:12:17 PM
NO WAY IN HELL TOWELIE. NO SHARING.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Screenor on May 03, 2005, 08:00:05 PM
I've said this once, I'll say it again.

In the famous words of Screenor:

Kiddy porn > *
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Scr33n0r on May 03, 2005, 08:00:05 PM
I've said this once, I'll say it again.

In the famous words of Screenor:

Kiddy porn > *
:o :-[ :-X :-\ :'(

oh well, I'll see what she is like...going to a movie on saturday w/her
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Towelie on May 03, 2005, 09:46:58 PM
hmm Newby you can take the ass, I dont like ass sex.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: deadly7 on May 03, 2005, 09:48:58 PM
Crazed, if it doesn't work out, tell her to come to MPLS minnesota.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 10:49:01 PM
Works out?... I just am in it for a hook up
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Post by: Joe on May 03, 2005, 10:54:18 PM
Get someone your own age.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:10:16 PM
I have a thing against girls my own age.  Older or younger is better.

I'm usually disappointed in girls my age/grade because I expect from them what I expect from myself (intellectually).  Since I'm advanced for my age, I've always been let down by girls my age.  Girls older than me are on my intellectual level (to an extent) & I expect less from girls younger than me...so naturally I won't go after a girl my own age.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Sidoh on May 03, 2005, 11:40:34 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:10:16 PM
I have a thing against girls my own age.  Older or younger is better.

I'm usually disappointed in girls my age/grade because I expect from them what I expect from myself (intellectually).  Since I'm advanced for my age, I've always been let down by girls my age.  Girls older than me are on my intellectual level (to an extent) & I expect less from girls younger than me...so naturally I won't go after a girl my own age.

I've decided that ultimatley, I can't be in a relationship with a girl that's not a nerd. :)

I hear where you're commin' from. However, I just can't stand to be around girls that are stupid in general. Even if they are older/younger than me (unless they're little kids or old geezers--out of my dating range). :)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:44:18 PM
See I have LOW & I mean LOW expectations of people younger than me...I expect about the same from people older than me as I do from myself...sometimes a bit more though
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: armyz on May 04, 2005, 12:23:22 AM
Whats the point of going out with her, if you cant fuck?  :-\
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 12:26:08 AM
uhm....companionship?
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Sidoh on May 04, 2005, 01:11:39 AM
Quote from: armyz on May 04, 2005, 12:23:22 AM
Whats the point of going out with her, if you cant fuck?  :-\

I'd hope you can see beyond that. :p

'Fucking' isn't the point of a relationship (espeically at my age) at this point in time for me. :)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 01:15:39 AM
I don't think I'm gonna get a full relationship from her, she is a little slutty from what I hear.  I'm just 'after' her (if you can call it that) to hang out & have fun with her.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: iago on May 04, 2005, 08:26:09 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:44:18 PM
See I have LOW & I mean LOW expectations of people younger than me...I expect about the same from people older than me as I do from myself...sometimes a bit more though

I agree with Sidoh.  Although I have low expectations of people younger than me, that doesn't mean I can see past obvious stupidity/ignorance.

Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Krazed on May 04, 2005, 09:17:36 AM
She's younger, she's gonna be all over you. Go with it and thank me later.  :)
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Post by: rabbit on May 04, 2005, 11:02:47 AM
Quote from: krazed on May 04, 2005, 09:17:36 AM
She's younger, she's gonna be all over you. Go with it and thank me later.  :)
I second.  No objections?  Motion passed: you're now officially dating her.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 12:21:49 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2005, 08:26:09 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:44:18 PM
See I have LOW & I mean LOW expectations of people younger than me...I expect about the same from people older than me as I do from myself...sometimes a bit more though

I agree with Sidoh.  Although I have low expectations of people younger than me, that doesn't mean I can see past obvious stupidity/ignorance.


so...you CAN'T see past obvious stupidity?  What does that mean?...you only look at how stupid someone is & nothing else?  I'm confused
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: iago on May 04, 2005, 01:54:42 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 12:21:49 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2005, 08:26:09 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 03, 2005, 11:44:18 PM
See I have LOW & I mean LOW expectations of people younger than me...I expect about the same from people older than me as I do from myself...sometimes a bit more though

I agree with Sidoh.  Although I have low expectations of people younger than me, that doesn't mean I can see past obvious stupidity/ignorance.


so...you CAN'T see past obvious stupidity?  What does that mean?...you only look at how stupid someone is & nothing else?  I'm confused

I meant I can't stand being around stupid people.  They piss me off.  I don't care how old they are.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 02:01:48 PM
Oh, ok.

Dumb people, to me at least, can be VERY amusing.  There is on girl I met that is like UBER dumb.  She didn't know what the KKK was, then after she found out she asked my friend (who is black) if he was in it.  Someone said 'concur', she asked what 'cur' was
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Post by: Krazed on May 04, 2005, 02:06:32 PM
I don't know why, but a lot of really hot chicks seem pretty dumb. It's really funny to sit there and make fun of them though.
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Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 02:22:30 PM
Word.  That girl I mentioned was like drop dead gorgeous but the dumbest thing I've ever seen
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Post by: rabbit on May 04, 2005, 02:35:20 PM
O so many of them at my school.  This one chick glued her fingers together, and then later that day managed to stab herself with plastic safety scissors.  She's just fun to watch :)
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Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 02:40:29 PM
What the hell, lol
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Post by: iago on May 04, 2005, 07:19:36 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 02:01:48 PM
Oh, ok.

Dumb people, to me at least, can be VERY amusing.  There is on girl I met that is like UBER dumb.  She didn't know what the KKK was, then after she found out she asked my friend (who is black) if he was in it.  Someone said 'concur', she asked what 'cur' was

That's not dumb, that's ignorant.  There was a time that I didn't know what KKK was (in fact, there was a time when ALL of you didn't, unless you were born knowing), but that doesn't make us dumb.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on May 04, 2005, 07:22:22 PM
I was born a genius -- then I got dropped on my head.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: iago on May 04, 2005, 07:51:49 PM
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on May 04, 2005, 07:22:22 PM
I was born a genius -- then I got dropped on my head.

I believe half of that.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 07:57:38 PM
Quote from: iago on May 04, 2005, 07:51:49 PM
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on May 04, 2005, 07:22:22 PM
I was born a genius -- then I got dropped on my head.

I believe half of that.
Which half?...
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Sidoh on May 04, 2005, 10:48:08 PM
Quote from: krazed on May 04, 2005, 02:06:32 PM
I don't know why, but a lot of really hot chicks seem pretty dumb. It's really funny to sit there and make fun of them though.

My cousin is a model (literally) and graduated 5th in a class of 500+.

Here's some pictures of her:
http://dnamodels.com/photos%5C3126_05.JPG
http://dnamodels.com/photos%5C3126_07.JPG
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 11:04:12 PM
No offense, she needs to eat.  She (to me) looked a little thin...but still pretty
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Post by: Joe on May 04, 2005, 11:09:38 PM
How young is too young? I gave a girl a hug today, and to do so I had to get on my knees and still bend over. She can't be more than 3 feet tall. Before you shout pervert, it was a friend of mine, who I'm in no relationship with. IIRC, shes 4. :)
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Post by: iago on May 04, 2005, 11:13:17 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on May 04, 2005, 10:48:08 PM
Quote from: krazed on May 04, 2005, 02:06:32 PM
I don't know why, but a lot of really hot chicks seem pretty dumb. It's really funny to sit there and make fun of them though.

My cousin is a model (literally) and graduated 5th in a class of 500+.

Here's some pictures of her:
http://dnamodels.com/photos%5C3126_05.JPG
http://dnamodels.com/photos%5C3126_07.JPG

Do you ever feel attracted to her, or turned on looking at her?  It seems to me that it would be difficult to have somebody very attractive in your close family.

Luckly for me, my whole family is ugly :)
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Sidoh on May 04, 2005, 11:23:54 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 11:04:12 PM
No offense, she needs to eat.  She (to me) looked a little thin...but still pretty

She eats a SHITLOAD.

Her metabolism is MAD high (just like her mom's). When she (or her mom) don't eat about 10 minutes after they feel hungry, they faint.

She eats WAY more than me (or most fat girls I know). It's just simply the way her body works. She's always been REALLY skinny. Her sister has a hypoactive (underactive) thyroid, so she's a bit heavier. It's kinda weird to see the big difference in the two.

@ iago: Naw, she is pretty, but she's my cousin. Never really feel akward or anything when my friends are drooling over her picture. *shrugs* just the way things are. She's family. :)
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Post by: CrAz3D on May 04, 2005, 11:28:05 PM
My metabolism used to be way high, it is slowing down now though :(
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Post by: rabbit on May 04, 2005, 11:50:35 PM
My cousin is the #1 model in Ireland..or something (some kind of category?).
http://www.ballygowanmineralwater.ie/supermodel_winners_details.htm
http://images.google.com/images?q=%22carmel%20mannion%22&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
All but the second image :X  I know there are better pictures, I just can't/don't feel like finding them.
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Post by: Sidoh on May 05, 2005, 12:19:37 AM
Neat.

Yeah, Lindsay's been all over the world. Paris, Japan, Germany, Russia, India, New York (I guess that's kind of like the "hot spot" for models). It's a crazy lifestyle. She was going to quit and go back to school, but I guess she decided to go back into modeling because they offered her more money. :)

She already has ~$200,000 saved for college. Pretty amazing oportunity if you ask me. :)
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Post by: CrAz3D on May 05, 2005, 12:33:23 AM
That's the way to do it!
Get laid, get paid, get educated!
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Post by: Sidoh on May 05, 2005, 12:52:04 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on May 05, 2005, 12:33:23 AM
That's the way to do it!
Get laid, get paid, get educated!

Lmao! I guess so. :)

In any case, have you found any more out about your l'il whore (just kidding, hehe)?
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 05, 2005, 12:58:29 AM
No, you're not kidding, she really is I think.

Going to see Sin City with her sat afternoon/evening
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 08, 2005, 02:12:10 AM
NVM, I'm not dirty.  She couldn't go to the movie at the time we were supposed to & I had other plans for later so we canceled & I 'hooked up with'? another (older) girl.
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Post by: Sidoh on May 09, 2005, 05:49:25 PM
Was she hot? :D
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Post by: CrAz3D on May 12, 2005, 11:10:40 AM
Yes...why would I go after an ugly girl?  I mean ya don't say as a girl walks by "Well look at her beautiful personality"...

Plus I saw the young one last night @ some UBERLY bad ska concert, she is hot for 14...I feel dirty again
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: rabbit on May 12, 2005, 06:30:59 PM
That makes 3 definate people, on these forums, who wanted to/did go out with a 14 year old, and probably there are at least 10 more...
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: Krazed on May 13, 2005, 02:07:20 PM
Fuck here dude.

I've gone out with a 14 year old.

And another one.


And am currently talking to one..

Okay, currently talking to two of them.


Okay, I'll be truthful.. Currently seeking like four of them.. but only one will happen.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 15, 2005, 03:08:47 PM
.....um, ok

Y'all are crazy!...but I may
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Post by: Mythix on May 15, 2005, 11:24:56 PM
Quote(22:23:47) mythix85: i get them young
(22:24:02) mythix85: if they have grass on the field play ball, if not, turn them over and play in the mud.
Title: Re: Oh God, I'm dirty!
Post by: CrAz3D on May 16, 2005, 11:55:00 AM
Quote from: Mythix on May 15, 2005, 11:24:56 PM
Quote(22:23:47) mythix85: i get them young
(22:24:02) mythix85: if they have grass on the field play ball, if not, turn them over and play in the mud.
.................that is very freakin erverted