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General Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: iago on June 12, 2008, 11:50:18 AM

Title: Bierstick
Post by: iago on June 12, 2008, 11:50:18 AM
[NSFWish] http://www.bierstick.com/

"Drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds."

I don't know, I could just see beer coming out my nose. :)
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 12, 2008, 12:35:01 PM
NICE FIND! I thinking about ordering this. You would get so fucked up though, probably sick.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: CrAz3D on June 12, 2008, 01:03:47 PM
Since I can't take shots, much less a beer bong, I think THAT would kill me.  (WEAK gag reflex)
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Newby on June 12, 2008, 01:46:52 PM
Quote from: Trust on June 12, 2008, 12:35:01 PM
NICE FIND! I thinking about ordering this. You would get so fucked up though, probably sick.

Hahaha. I'm seriously considering it.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: rabbit on June 12, 2008, 03:57:23 PM
I've heard about this.  Maybe I'll finally be able to drink lite beer now?
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 12, 2008, 05:22:32 PM
maybe you should try not being a bitch. that would help.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: leet_muffin on June 12, 2008, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: Trust on June 12, 2008, 05:22:32 PM
maybe you should try not being a bitch. that would help.

Not everyone is able to man up and not be a bitch quite as well as yourself.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Hdx on June 12, 2008, 09:53:50 PM
QuoteThe Bierstick will NOT be used to drink any alcoholic beverages other than beer.
Bah, No vodka?
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: while1 on June 12, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
Alright, my only beef is that they could have definitely found some hotter babes to advertise it.  I'm not saying I wouldn't tap either of them in an instant... but if you're going to use sex appeal to advertise by having females in underwear you should get hotter ones! 
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: abc on June 12, 2008, 10:27:53 PM
Quote from: Michael on June 12, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
Alright, my only beef is that they could have definitely found some hotter babes to advertise it.  I'm not saying I wouldn't tap either of them in an instant... but if you're going to use sex appeal to advertise by having females in underwear you should get hotter ones! 

I only see one girl? and.. obviously this depends on personal preference, but I think she's hot..
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: while1 on June 12, 2008, 10:37:51 PM
http://www.bierstick.com/Instructions.aspx

I think it's the side view of her face that downgraded her hotness in my opinion.  But I'm way more critical on the face or should I say nose than body in general.

I take back my comment on the second girl, as originally I thought it didn't show her face, but if you look closely you can see its outline and features.  Her nose is nice and the outline of her face looks much better than the other.

But seriously, I'm not saying that anyone of them are not attractive.  But they aren't a perfect 10 or 9 either in my book.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 13, 2008, 02:54:36 AM
a) you're azn
b) you go to longwood

stop being so picky.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: while1 on June 13, 2008, 06:54:42 PM
I'm only picky when it comes to the interwebs.  If you're going to show ladies & skin, go all out ^_^;
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Camel on June 14, 2008, 08:11:48 PM
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 14, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
if you can shotgun 2 beers in 2 seconds then more power to you
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Rule on June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 PM
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Sidoh on June 14, 2008, 08:36:43 PM
Quote from: Rule on June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 PM
This is a stupid waste of money.

Haha, definitely.  Unless it can be used to spray water at long distances, I don't even think I'd take one for free.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Camel on June 14, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
What I meant is that I think you'd still need the skill to pour a beer down without swallowing, and in that regard, it wouldn't be any easier to do with this device.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: rabbit on June 14, 2008, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: Camel on June 14, 2008, 08:11:48 PM
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.
This device doesn't let you shotgun beer, it lets others make you shotgun beer.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 14, 2008, 09:14:52 PM
Quote from: rabbit on June 14, 2008, 08:43:44 PM
Quote from: Camel on June 14, 2008, 08:11:48 PM
This doesn't look like it should be too much more effective than shotgunning a beer. Since most people can't do that, I'd imagine that most people would fail at using this device as well.
This device doesn't let you shotgun beer, it lets others make you shotgun beer.

It says to push it against the wall.

Quote from: Rule on June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 PM
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.


I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Camel on June 14, 2008, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Trust on June 14, 2008, 09:14:52 PM
I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.

I grew out of that mindset pretty quickly after I finished college, :)
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: Newby on June 14, 2008, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: Rule on June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 PM
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.

And it works. I'd buy one. Or better yet, I'd try and make my own. :P
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: leet_muffin on June 15, 2008, 12:08:38 AM
Quote from: Trust on June 14, 2008, 09:14:52 PM
Quote from: Rule on June 14, 2008, 08:31:13 PM
This is a stupid waste of money -- basically the equivalent to the junk they sell on late night telecommercials, but this time specifically praying on the insecurity of wannabe macho young-adult idiots.


I disagree. It fulfills a need for quick pregaming. There's been times I've been in situations where this would come in handy. (i.e. parties/bands already started and I had been out doing something so I'd need to catch up quickly..this would be effective.

They don't sell hard liquor out where you live, do they?
Title: Re: Bierstick
Post by: trust on June 15, 2008, 11:01:40 AM
no they do. generally I drink liquor during the day and then beer at night, since I can carry it around.